if you are what you eat then i am an innocent man

jacob tierney voice i appreciate your hardwork designing the ottawa centaurs logo for season 2 of my hit tv show heated rivalry. is there any possible way we can make it look like the centaur in question is very sexually needy and, again if possible, cock hungry? i need it to at least be implied that the ottawa centaur himself is a, formally sexually repressed mind you, gay centaur currently coming into himself and his identity. thanks.

Revolutionary idea: imagine [character I like] with [disability I have]. More people should get on this!

The ability to have nice conversations with strangers and especially store employees will save your everyday life from greyness

I need other trans people to take it seriously when nonbinary people are misgendered

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

Asking Americans specifically: reblog and put in the tags how do you make tea.

i know the 2015 tumblr callout post on luca haas was diabolical

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

Refusal of the Call

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

yippeeee! *dives into my bed at the exact right angle that i phase through the molecules entering the fabled bedtime dimension and become cozy forever*

Your friend is telling you about her new bf and while describing him you realise she is literally just dating Javert