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kuylar

robotgirl with a scraped off company logo

acerby

A jailbroken robot girl is a happier robot girl!

#this is what murderbot is about

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quietwingsinthesky

friend is trying to convince me this is a common experience and I do not believe her, so

Do you expect to be paid back if you pay for something for your friend while you’re hanging out? (I.E. a ride, a meal, a trinket.)

Yes, always

Yes, but only if it’s above a limit of money

No, never

I don’t buy things for my friends.

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For a more illustrative example, say you go to the movies with a friend and you buy them popcorn, do you expect them at some point to send you money back via cash or through an app of some kind? Will you be upset if they don’t?

#if it’s above a certain amount then yeah #like i’ll ask beforehand like hey if i buy x for us can you venmo me #i would be upset if they didn’t pay me back after saying they would because i’m unemployed and have like $50 to my name

crispywisp

fuck with me

ilovecoelacanths

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

sarahmackattack

Hell yeah

soychronicprocrastinator

He’s in the right for that this is so cool

ilovecoelacanths

it’s true strawberry squid are pretty awesome

#i love when people are huge nerds about the fields they work in

tacticaljorts

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

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contemptible-scoundrel

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

#moritz stiefel #<- prev Yeah

puppygirldick

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

faith-orise

With a glory hole you’re having a threesome with the house

tiresomespaceplant

my name is grace, ryland grace.

#project hail mary

littlestpersimmon

the ornithologist and the lady of the forest

romanceyourdemons

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

#literally me rn #but it’s literally fine because i put my glasses on and turned the light off and turned my brightness way down

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puckpocketed

its stop associating beauty with morality or ig you can die on the hill they put you on in grade school. haha ugly witch bad and pretty princess good!! <- this is how you sound

puckpocketed

"unproblematic so he aged well" do you hear yourself. do you hear yourself

dragoncarrion

????

dragoncarrion

They're taking over.

targetedknowledge

#it doesn’t even have to be a shower! it could be a bath

lakevida

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

lexsreadingcorner

So many people hate their own body so much and are so casually fatphobia toward themself and the thing is, when you're not, when you've healed yourself enough that you can look at yourself and say "my body is just a body that does body things" it becomes nearly impossible to be around people who openly hate their bodies. It feels like they're flinging their muck all over you, and you gotta shake yourself out so it doesn't stick. And misery really does love company. They'll talk about how fat they are and how they can't eat this or that or wear certain clothes or cut their hair short, and they want you to lament with them. And you gotta not, okay? You gotta not. You gotta walk away from that shit.

And you HAVE to pay attention to the things you say about your own body in front of other people, lest you become the person flinging your muck onto others.

#being around my mom. ugh #she has never once in her life been fat. in fact she is fairly tall and skinny #but she’s decided she needs to lose weight again

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readmypinnedbeforereblogging

"wait, but what do I say to describe people who cannot get pregnant?" a guide.

Men cannot get pregnant: INCORRECT. Transgender men are men and many are capable of getting pregnant. Also, excludes the plenty of people who are not men who cannot get pregnant.

Cis men cannot get pregnant: INCORRECT. Intersex men who are technically cis, but have uteruses and ovaries, may be capable of pregnancy, even if it's unlikely. Also, excludes the plenty of people who are not men who cannot get pregnant.

Cis perisex men cannot get pregnant: Correct, but excludes the plenty of people who are not men who cannot get pregnant.

People without uteruses cannot get pregnant: Correct, but excludes infertile and menopausal people with uteruses who also cannot get pregnant.

People who cannot get pregnant: CORRECT. Excludes no one.

To use inclusionary language, you don't need to rip through the reeds in search of wider terminology when you could quite literally say things exactly as they are. Inclusive language isn't "overcomplicated" at all. It's straightforward.

mossyshadows

five short stories to appreciate from my archives!

l'espirit de l'escalier by catherynne m. valente - modern orpheus and eurydice retelling if orpheus succesfully bought eurydice back, but in a reaminated corpse state.

let's play dead by senaa ahmad - ahistorical anne boleyn getting murdered by henry viii only she seems to keep coming back to life.

fish (in 13 sections) by eric ozawa - a man post break-up contemplates the word fish. sometimes it's fun to read an absurd tale

the man who ended history: a documentary by ken liu - observational time travel used to reckon with japan's unit 731 and the atrocities committed there; a heartbreaking exploration of historiography through multimedia

story of your life by ted chiang - a linguist encounters aliens.

mossyshadows

#that summary is extremely accurate and simultaneously the worst summary of all time 😏🤾🏆🎉

#saw story of your life and went huh that one sentence synopsis and title sounds like arrival #but surely not every story about linguists and aliens is arrival. it must be something else #wrong. it’s arrival.

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