if you are what you eat then i am an innocent man

cowboy yaoi summer 2026 persists. Enjoy :)

notes of the last reblog are fulllllll of people going "uuuuh but fucking in the park is wrong it's literally a crime" like okay first of all of your definition of morality is based on what is legally permitted you are not a serious person

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

we have got to get americans healthcare

harm reduction dislikers will say shit like "I see that a problem has occurred. my plan for how to handle the problem is to make everyone pretend that it has not, in fact, occurred. if you try to treat the problem then I will give you a second and significantly Worse problem on purpose."

obvs the purpose of the system is what it does, the majority of, like, politicians who push this kind of stuff very clearly approve of the problems and are actively problemmaxxing, but I come across regular laypeople all the time who seem to genuinely think this works. comrade, what the fuck are you doing.

"we have to make problems illegal to discourage people from having them" we already tried that several times "well we will make them DOUBLE illegal this time" ??????

Maybe If We Just Replace 911 Ambulance Calls With A Hotline That Sends You Directly To Jail We Will Finally Eliminate Medical Emergencies

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you