if you are what you eat then i am an innocent man

[seeing a high definition photograph of a tropical bird after a three week tolerance break from looking at images] HOOOOOOOOOOOH

i think i deserve $7,000,000 for everything i've been through tbh.

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

I bet on normal dogs that have an average chance of winning and it's really just a coincidence that they all end up losing so badly it's fine it's fine it is fine

i really appreciate seeing all the posts on my dash recently to the effect of "shutting down conversations about race/gender/minorities in fandom spaces because 'fandom is meant to be fun' is just an excuse to not think critically about the bigoted behaviors you are exhibiting". i hope that this energy carries over into the gaming sphere next pleaaseee

pokemon is a series about building Your own team and going on Your own adventure with creatures that You collect and befriend, and is designed from the ground up to be personal and immersive. i have never been able to look like myself in a pokemon game. if i bought pokemon z a today and booted it up and tried to customize myself, i would not be able to look like myself. just fuck me i guess.

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive

This is why I hate it when people say something homophobic and then go “so you’re really accusing me, a whole ass lesbian, of being homophobic 🙄” like yeah

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

that's my buddy, they're young and small and deserved better than they got so I carry them on my shoulders so they can feel big and tall and I get them treats because I want that little kid to smile

as your president, I will not rest until our nation's brave scientists have found a cure for wellness behind the couch and put it back on the shelf with the rest of the dvds

my administration will do everything we can to ensure our nation's doctors are able to find the cure and put it back with the other cds before mom gets home