if you are what you eat then i am an innocent man

Karl Marx's name is unironically really funny when you remember that the German currency was marks, so it'd be like if communism was made by a guy named John Dollar

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

looooove shelter dog characters. rescuing them from the pound and bringing them home to a warm bath and a blanket and a soft bed. petting and giving kissies to that poor little thing. #mycharacter

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

This is the funniest scam I’ve ever seen

u are NOT A SON OF ODIN u live in JACKSONVILLE FLORIDA

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.