if you are what you eat then i am an innocent man

It's old-fashioned. It's modern. It's butch. It's femme. It's snazzy. It's practical.

Wikipedia talks about the bloomers and the leg-o-mutton sleeves, but I'm also noticing a lot of these outfits have absolute supervillain lapels, which I also like a lot.

The Bradford Exchange the John Wayne Radio. This seems to be a discontinued item from 2009 from The Bradford Exchange company. I cannot find the original price from Bradford, but there is an eBay listing for $110.49+$25.55 shipping. I would note that a ShopGoodwill listing sold it for $14.99, so it's true value is likely actually low.

A similar cardboard cutout of John Wayne can be found on Amazon ($49.95), though there is imagery below him compared to a white void in the pictured cutout.

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Writing 和風細雨 (he2feng1xi4yu3; gentle breeze and light rain) with a cat's tail on a water-writing mat.

Water-writing mats turn black when wet and return to their original colour once dry, so they are often used to practise calligraphy with water. The black colour allows you to see your writing clearly, and the mat can be reused as soon as the writing dries and disappears.