tombl

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

just keeping this circulating

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

unleashing the skeleton army on an unsuspecting populace?

yes god finally one of you gets it

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

unleashing the skeleton army on an unsuspecting populace?

Shoutout to git cherry-pick.

did I REALLY just see a post using a single study of EIGHTEEN! PEOPLE! to argue there is statistical evidence that gen z college students can't read. be serious for five seconds

how is it we are entering our fourth decade of the youth being stupid because of chatGPT (3 years old) and smartphones (18 years old)? well obviously the youth are so stupid it broke time

kids these days can't even maintain chronological consistency 🙄

im from an alternate universe but not a cool interesting one, the only difference is that a natural third option when asking if you'd like something to drink other than coffee and tea is instant soup in a cup

Coffee Shop AU is not as popular as Soup Store AU there

makes sense, there's more options; the only thing to do in a coffee shop is buy coffee, but in a soup store you could also buy clothes

So what im seeing that that the odds are you'll be born sometime during the year.