neuron soup

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

THEY MADE HIS ASS FATTER ON PURPOSE!?!?!?!!

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

great minds think of dykes

and great fags think of hags #milfsummer

why do so many people talk about nazi phases like they're a rite of passage and completely normal for everyone to have