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my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

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finishingschoolbooks

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

were-ralph

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

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World Heritage Post

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officialspec

got a sudden bill and now i cant afford groceries if anyone has some spare change this week

daco-showman

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

transhuman-priestess

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

fuckblast

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

transhuman-priestess

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

#WHAT

wildcatblues

More modern Au Ogata

#i hayve covid #ogt #gk

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avidcollectorofdust

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

gelphienation

guys can we normalize wearing a mask at the very least if you’re sick and not coughing like you have tuberculosis once every 30 seconds in communal areas like can we pleaseeeee normalize that. cause there has been some genuinely unbelievable shit going on lately

#hiii i still wear a mask indoors 💛

kosmicdream

I spent all day drawing/inking this for FFAK.. i feel bad i never do illustrations & group pictures anymore but it always is hard to juggle such a huge cast! So it felt nice to make something that felt like a reflection of a nostalgic era of early FFAK. id love to possibly color this sometime but uhhh we’ll see how that goes.

#ok yea this fucks #please read this if you have like 4 straight weeks of comic reading time jvbxhfbg #ffak

dovvvvv

this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men

#i fucking yelled out loud when this started #what the fuuuuuck girl

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dogpuppy

#rotag

json-derulo

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

jsong0-0

oh yesyesyes💪🫅👸✊

#links just me lol

segamascot

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

palmer

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

segamascot

🧯💨

palmer

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expressions-of-nature

by Tatiana Alieva

#i need this. this would fix me #fave

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slowspinningredemption

pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.

slowspinningredemption

like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao

slowspinningredemption

guys. there has been an update. my spy colleague has informed me that my ex-boss is backtracking. the ai was supposed to speed things up because apparently i was unavailable too often but it turns out that another colleague has been lying about me telling him i was unavailable. i have email receipts proving this never happened.

this colleague also has beef with me because his documents were always garbage and i came back with a million corrections and called him out for mass copy-pasting. so he was just skipping the editing and saying i said i couldn't do it. and i lost my job because of it.

slowspinningredemption

ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.

slowspinningredemption

i declined.

slowspinningredemption

shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.

dovewithscales

This is a thing of beauty

mgs5

#rotag

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