been getting really into vampires lately🧛🏻

(flirting) i could be your problem

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

well then can we at least sexualize the problem

The Dread Mistress of the Night can have as many plushies as she pleases

getting on the treadmill at the gym and listening to bloodcurdling screams and scary noises and running as fast as i can screaming and crying and freaking out and looking behind me like someone's chasing me for like 30 minutes and then i immediately stop and leave like nothing happened

that's my emotional support bad person

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

i NEED to stop being avoidant. not right now though like maybe tomorrow