This Story Continues With Hope

if you talk shit about fat dykes around me i will kill you i'm so serious

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

Cooking your produce is a way to protect yourself from cyclospora fyi

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

(watching obsession) KILL YOURSELF ! KILL YOURSELF !!!!

HES GENUINELY EVIL I HAD 0 SYMPATHY FROM JUMP BUT HES SO EVIL