This Story Continues With Hope

this and a blunt

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

no I'm reblogging again to say to the *original* original post: also there is a core issue with cats in particular which is that outside cats are everywhere and just. there. for free

that's what I'm saying like kittens are some crap you can find on the ground

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

Im giving creepy blowjobs now & they keep telling me they want just the normal ones