This Story Continues With Hope

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

do you want custody of the post

I just wanna hang out

No one cares that Toby Fox put a whole "Love Nikki: Dress-Up Queen" minigame in Deltarune Chapter 5. No one is talking about this. What if Chapter 6 is an actual gacha. What if Kris is doing this shit because their knifely ways have afflicted them with the eternal-suffering blood-curse, like Nidhogg. Nidhogg from "Love Nikki: Dress-Up Queen".

What if the upcoming chapters aren't "fun adventures" because we have to spend USD$1,600 rolling to complete the SS-Class "Holiday Hospitalization" set before we can even get a look at Carol's "Nara-Deer Ninja" sprite. What if Momo and Bobo show up. You're not taking this seriously.

Spongebob didn’t swallow cum or eat ass or have clinical depression or any of this stuff on these memes he loved his friends and making krabby patties

why is this in past tense spongebob is still alive 

It’s in past tense because he does all of that now

instead of fantasising about sex scenarios I fantasise about winning arguments with people who wronged me

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

i wish my cat could have a few beers with me

Thought "you're not an ally if you're dating someone who is homophobic" was a cold take but some people are really struggling with the concept