Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

does anyone know what we are supposed to want

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

there’s at least one mean bone in my body

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

in the pond?

you want to fuck in the pond?

And what if I do!? 😤

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/3963-bacterial-vaginosis

Doing this after vaginoplasty just to spite all the naysayers

can I make a confession that might get me in trouble

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google