Nothing Says Pansexual like War Crimes

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change. 

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor 

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things. 

I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

"my child, i say love everyone," jesus whispered, letting his bloodsoaked head fall back against her firm body, "that includes you."

she was acutely aware of every inch where their bodies met, flesh and wood converging. and the nails that penetrated both their arms, connecting them as no one had been connected before. another wave of pity filled her.

"ive already faced death; mine was quick with a few strong blows of an axe. and no martyrdom lay in store for me. a nail in my flesh is nothing, its what i was meant for. but you. you with your soft skin and warm blood that aches when let out, how can you bear this torture? how can you bear me??"

i made a bunch of playlists 💛🎵🎹 choose your adventure:

1. floating through space

2. cooking dinner in low lighting

3. sitting on a gas station side walk with sunglasses on

4. in your apartment at night, tucked against the window, looking at the city lights winking in and out

5. wandering the grocery store at a late hour. out of body experience

6. alone in the city nobody in your bar booth feeling lonely

7. rain at night. streetlight dragging big neon streaks down the road

8. it's night and you are alone by the sea

9. losing your mind on public transit bc you're one little star in the big city

10. music for the end of your movies

11. golden hour in the suburbs

12. songs for slow dancing

13. stuff i'd like to hear live at a bar

14. dreamy season...you're in a magic world now

15. music for fall

16. music for summer

17. music for spring

18. music for winter

19. music for driving at night

20. feeling close to a higher power, to joy

21. songs for feeling sad but it will get better

22. ESSENTIAL ROAD TRIP PLAYLIST!

23. sun coming in in pieces from the trees. green. its all green

24. yeahhhh dance music

25. music for sleeping

26. oldies that i like

27. coffee shop bgm

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!