Shut up Wesley

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

"oh food now has so much added to it, past food was so pure and untainted" victorians used to cut bread with chalk and aluminum powder. romans put lead in the wine, which was made from dirty feet mushing unwashed grapes covered in horse shit and road dust. i think our species will survive a few additives in food. our food systems have never been cleaner and safer. it has room for improvement, but we're not putting fucking plaster of paris in the milk

man i wish my ocs (that i don't post about) had a fandom. alas

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

I think they did an update yesterday that asked me if I wanted to get summaries when I shake my phone, I' swore I had the kill switch already enabled on mobile

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers