THEHIDEOUSGOURD!

Image description: over an image of a grassy coastline and a blue sky with a few clouds is the words "There is enough if we share" in all caps.

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

OP I think that might be the Devil

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

im going to explode in the kiln

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

i love me some scooby doo ass music

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

I'm not a big fan of when people call me neuro-erotic. Gives me a bit of an ick.

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game