THEHIDEOUSGOURD!

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

OP I think that might be the Devil

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

im going to explode in the kiln

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

i love me some scooby doo ass music

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

I'm not a big fan of when people call me neuro-erotic. Gives me a bit of an ick.

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

look at me. listen to me. this is directed at americans for the record. the reason you think North American animals are boring is because you live here. there are so many cool and beautiful animals here. we have beavers. we have wolves. we have moose. we have sea lions. we have armadillos. we have mountain lions. we have alligators. we have foxes. we have bighorn sheep. we have manatees. we have bears. we have ocelots. we have BISON. and that’s not even touching on the birds! or the turtles! or the snakes! we have amazing beautiful and diverse wildlife right here and it deserves to be appreciated and protected

Possums are the only North American marsupial, they eat ticks and keep down cases of Lyme, and they can't carry rabies! We only have two native boa constrictors; the rubber boa and the rosy boa! Bison and the American Alligator are LITERAL MEGAFAUNA LEFT OVER FROM PREHISTORY!