Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus

hey so ive been kinda busy spreading the darkness like a plague throughout the realm so dont act all butthurt about how i dont text back

hey wanna go to the marsh of misery later? i heard the muck is especially pitch black this time of year

shitttttt theres gonna be an evil magic war and my side is led by an old withered scholar that doesnt even wear shoes. one of the enemy factions is led by a witch queen that specializes in turning people inside out. we're so fucked man

ppl always assume that when i say my sword is huge that i mean my penis. no. man. my penis fell off i just use a zweihander to cleave people in twain

The Knights of the Pound Table are looking for a big strong warrior to pull the Sexcaliber from the rock hard stone. that thing is balls deep in there and only the sexiest and sluttiest knight can pull it out before- okay i cant do this anymore. just jerk me off

doechii and megan could literally kill a man in broad daylight and i'd be on here defending them

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer. /j