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schadenfruedc: yo dude ur posts are giving me huge serotonin like even just the tags have me going “!! :)”

are you sure

#tf2 #cant believe ppl read my tags without dying #prancing talk #Anonymous

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terra-nightgale

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

flareonfloof

omg finally

terra-nightgale

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

lessrthanthree

escapedaudios

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

rajieeeee

songs i've been listening to recently.

gwyoi

horse cream puff …

anglaised

i never thought about it like that

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hylianane

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

maseratus

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

mousidy

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

mousidy

bisthefairy

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

maightymai

cipheramnesia

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

bobbole

Carrie Liao, Alien visitor

gremlininho

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

parkchanwoohoo

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

unalivejournal

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

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mausspacearchive

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

girldraki

butch-bara

bara will never be for dykes or any type of woman leave homosexual men alone

lildockbleed

worst one i’ve made so far

darkknightposting

milord you really hurt my feelings when you called my zweihander an "oversized butter knife". unless yuou apologize i am going to brood on the roof till my inner turmoil settles.

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on one hand i want to make breasts non-sexual. it would destigmatize women's nudity and demystify their bodies. it would make public breast-feeding less taboo. it would make bras less mandatory. nipples showing through your shirt wouldnt be embarrassing or sexual. if more girls and women saw saggy breasts and uneven boobs they would learn to love their bodies as they are.

but im also just so deeply affected by the shape of a bosom. i am utterly overcome with feeling like a blushing maiden when a braless woman in a tank top leans a little forward and i glimpse the shape of her chest. i feel like a fucking unmarried young man in the victorian era seeing an ankle for the first time bc the lady i have a crush hiked her skirt up a smidge to step over a muddy puddle. like can i step it up

#free the nipple

imjunebitch

when we "lose" a cis butch woman because he becomes a trans man or masc you should actually say such things as yay, yippee, or hooray.

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