Audrey Strother

kaz: i'd roundhouse kick you in the face for free

you guys already know i’m a sucker for kanej

this AU belongs to me and @kazoo-brekker

headcanons:

•the car is matthias’s mini van (the only car that will fit all of them comfortably

•inej likes to open up the sun roof while they drive

•kaz and wylan get super invested in cutthroat kitchen (the only decent show on the motel tv after 12:00) and end up watching it whenever they can find it at their stops

•kaz considers being a food critic for a whole two seconds before a) he remembers he doesn’t eat enough and b) a woman’s fake nail ends up in the salad

•inej takes over driving for kaz at like 3 AM after a long sleepless night in a super sketchy room and forces him to sleep because it looks like he’s wearing really messy eye black

•nina continues to document all their adventures and now has a photo album labeled “kanej <3” that she shared with inej

•nina and matthias making waffles in the little hotel breakfast bar waffle maker

•jesper eating froot loops without milk while the others watch in disapproval

“The boy with a thousand hurts, who wanted to reach out a hand to the one girl that could feel them.” – my pain shouldn’t be yours by @dregstrash​