I'll choose to be part of the world

show about a crew of mythical heroes conspiring to kill the gods of old but it's a thinly-veiled metaphor for unionization and community solidarity

me at a gathering of toxic German moms: the weibs in here are rancid dude

so weird to have a doctor tell you "you can't go against mother nature, you can't improve on the things god already made for a specific purpose". my guy that's your whole JOB. sir you're wearing GLASSES.

in my heart I still hope and pray for Never Stop Blowing Up Season 2. I think perhaps out of all the D20 seasons it has the most obvious potential for a sequel. like an action movie franchise, you know? the format is ripe for iteration. it could even be a different cast!! it could be NSBU: The Musical: The Movie and jess mckenna and zach reino could be on it!! I DON'T KNOW

I should be allowed to have a pet ray I'm bonded with How To Train Your Dragon Horsegirl Style

I know it feels like this feeling is forever. I know. Let me prove to you it's not. You just have to exist in it and let time pass. And if it lasts forever, you can say you told me so.

man The Wrong Station podcast is so goddamn good and it sucks that the last time I listened to it I was bingeing it while working myself to burnout

they should make a kind of cute patterned sock that isn't a sensory nightmare to wear

finally bought new nail clippers. immediately lost them. devastated

guys love to sign up for events on meetup thinking they're going to expand their social lives and then just nope out when the day arrives. famous for this.