It's all fine.

but if i'm a part of greg that would like to fuck alex, and you're a part of greg that would like to fuck him, then who's flying the plane?

You know how some celebrities talk about rpf like it's something so weird and outlandish and how they don't understand it? Not Alex Horne. He is name-dropping fics from the seventh page of ao3 and referencing scenes from chapter 12 of said fics on national television. He is writing songs about the contents of said fics. That man is so odd and i need to look at his brain under a microscope do you feel me

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

no please dont force me to make any decisions i’ll die

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID