Fuck John Hammond

Olivia Breckenridge (Arden)

Paige Duplass (The Silt Verses)

Anne (Woe.begone)

Trans men characters in podcasts:

Brother Faulkner (The Silt Verses)

Brian Jeeter (The Strange Case of Starship Iris)

Michele (Moonbase Theta, Out)

Quil, iirc (This Planet Needs a Name)

Non-binary characters in podcasts:

Adjudicator Shrue, Vaughn, Gage, and Sibling Rane (The Silt Verses)

R. J. McCabe and Krejjh* (The Strange Case of Starship Iris)

Cal* (Microcosmos)

The Traveller and Óli* (Travelling Light)

Medusa (Khôra)

Ashwini Ray (Moonbase Theta, Out)

Trans women:

Danielle O'Hara (Hello From The Hallowoods)

Kove (Dustwalker)

Maddie Townsend (The Holmwood Foundation)

Hephaestus (Forged Bonds)

Trans men:

Percy Reed (Hello From The Hallowoods)

Arius Rosemund (Dustwalker)

Sydney Sargent (Camp Here & There)

Bellamy Pink (Killjam XXX)

Nonbinary characters:

Diggory Graves (Hello From The Hallowoods)

Olivier Song (Hello From The Hallowoods)

Trans Women:

The Agent (PSST: Paranatural Support Services Team)

Annie InkWyrm (InkWyrm)

Agent 4815 (Project: Daydream)

Geneva (Interference)

Val Torres (The Night Post)

Rosie, Stella Muneshyl, Yak (Inn Between)

Alice Dyer (The Magnus Protocol)

Trans Men:

Sam Enfield (Spirit Box Radio)

Leosha (Lost Terminal)

Castor Acroterion (Inn Between)

Thomas van Helsing (The Holmwood Foundation)

Sebastian Fen (Night Shift)

The Man With The Voice (The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity and Mortality)

Flynn Velasco (VALENCE)

Deck (Dos: After You)

Nonbinary:

Sopon* (Life With Althaar)

The Audio Tour Guide*, The Queen (The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality)

Deseree O'Nassis (Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services)

Kosa (Ghost Wax)

Wren (The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio)

Captain Yeshi (Lost Terminal)

Rion (Sidequesting)

Friar Velune, Sargent Teric Knowles, (Inn Between)

Adair North (Night Shift)

[REDACTED] (SINKHOLE)

Riley (Tell No Tales)

Dr. Vida (The Patient Files)

The Runner (And 195)

Gable, Leotoa, The Broker (Campaign: Skyjacks)

Kiran Rao, Captain Mulden Foxskull, Captain Wiltham Nott, Starwatcher Ugne Winchwind (Skyjacks: Courier's Call)

Jade Wolfe (Skyjoust!!)

Lorum Ipsum (The Godshead Incidental)

Elas (Stories From Ylelmore)

Drosselmeyer (Hi Nay)

The Puppeteer (Malevolent)

Riley Matkins (World Gone Wrong)

Aksol, various (Starfall)

J. J. (Elixir)

Collette Geisse (The Kingmaker Histories) (she's genderfluid, in modern terms)

Dr. George Moreau (The Pasithea Powder)

Spirrus (Lost Cat Podcast)

Bell Summers (Second Star to the Left)

Polity Yellow (Gastronaut)

Abby (Unwell)

Perry (Camlann)

Caine Reyes (Under the Electric Stars)

Kai (Girl in Space)

Tyche* (Bodies in Space)

The Inominate* (Erraticus)

(Excluding the anthologies because that starts making the number of characters untenable.)

Trans Women

All the Roxannes (Dakota Gold Mysteries, Cloud City Sonata)

Screw-Loose Lugh (Dakota Gold Mysteries, Cloud City Sonata)

Trans Men

Elliot Baldwin (Arcadia, CA)

Aidan Moss (At the Bottom of the Garden)

Engstrom (Dakota Gold Mysteries, Cloud City Sonata)

Nonbinary People

Also, I fucked up earlier, so:

Nonbinary:

Riley Matkins (Tell No Tales)

Riley R. (World Gone Wrong)

Nonbinary:

* Morgan Pendleton (side character, local witch)

*Spoiler characters who have not been formally introduced

We also have a few characters who don’t fit into the gender (or sex) binary, but I don’t feel like I can categorize them in the style of this list. As an example, one of them is from a species that does not express sex and gender like humans.

Allan Coleman (Heartglass)

Hamuel Burger (Hamuel Burger and the American Dream)

Connor (Leftovers at the End of the World)

Nonbinary:

Clementina Bianchi (Additional Postage Required)

Jamilla Gardner (Woe.Begone)

Nama Fishercliff (Eeler’s Choice)

Ran Fishercliff (Eeler’s Choice)

Emeril Augustine (The Night Post)

Archangel Michael (Be Not Afraid)

Evan Harbinger (The Veins Below)

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motherfucking

401

You got somewhere to be?

Too bad you’re not getting there.

The 401 is where they weed out the weak. You don’t drive on the 401 to get somewhere. You do it for the challenge. You do it to test your abilities like some Uchiha clan shit. Rush hour 401 is the breaking point between heaven and earth. Are you going to descend into a Lovecraftian hell or reach Nirvana? You will double the size of your biceps death-gripping your steering wheel. There is no time for rest or pulling off over into an exit. Bodily functions shut down. Cars on the side of the road and crashes closing lanes are a constant reminder that you are driving the razor’s edge. Death is mere seconds away at any given moment. They’re always doing construction but nothing is ever finished. It’s a constant roadblock for the hell of it. This is the Dark Souls 2 of Canadian driving. git good or get out

And that’s just normal mode. Have fun in the six-month long Ontario winter and enter some top-tier level of highway driving.

Ontario Exploring Feasibility of New Highway 401 Tunnel Expressway | Ontario Newsroom

god save us all from Doug Ford’s soul crushing desire to fuck a motor vehicle.