Fuck John Hammond

tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

you don’t need to tell the world you still like Harry Potter because it’s your comfort movie or because your dad read it to you when you were little or something like that in response to a post about the harm continued monetary support of Harry Potter causes. you don’t need to tell tumblr all the myriad of reasons you don’t like rap under a post about how rap is often misrepresented as ultra-violent or overtly sexual and misogynistic because of racism. No one on tumblr has to know anything about you. no one has to know you still read your old Harry Potter books or that the only rap artist you like is Eminem. No one is going to say “oh of course you’re the One True Good Person with a Good Reason!” when you say that rap is difficult to listen to because of your auditory processing disorder or you’re only a part of the Marauders fandom. Just keep your shit to yourself and don’t embarrass yourself under other peoples’ posts.

googling images of peter capaldi is crazy every third image is like okay please welcome miss pussy pussy cunt cunt glasgow 1993

If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck

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IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

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excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

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@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

95 at present, more on the way :)

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

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HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[Image Description: Tumblr tags writing out the following script: George: I went to the augur today and my augury was just 'bird left'. Jerry: Just bird left? George: Yeah the bird left. All the birds left. Jerry: So what does it mean? George: I don't know!! He didn't give me an augury because there weren't any birds!! Kramer: It's a bad omen when the birds leave. Can't just dismiss that. One week all the rats left my insula and I had a bad back for a month. Jerry: Can't be that bad. Kramer: Birds are much worse than rats, is all I'm saying. George I didn't even get an augury. It's just a ripoff. You should get your money back if there aren't any birds. George: Next time I'll just go to the vates. Or see an astrologer. End Image Description.]

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

I am commissioning the spider images. this is your last chance to escape

this pride it is mandatory that everyone is nicer to lesbians. especially trans lesbians

sometimes it genuinely feels like other people don't remember being children. "omg if a 13 year old is looking at porn there is something deeply wrong 😨 they shouldn't even be thinking about sex!!" they are going through puberty and their hormones are going crazy. do you remember being 13 years old.

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

Hell yeah 🤙

Biczechual

we should not be shpwing abbabies numbers 1-10 . they should only be seeing the monke y numbers thay aren't realdy for human numbers yet they cant count httey only kniw the small groups monkey nimbers i'm so high right now o my hgosd==d