armed with a spray can soul

I agree , practicing medicine without a medical Doctor license is unlawful

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

the best thing a fictional man can be is having the worst time of his life

Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

[id: a gouache painting of a wet tiger sitting in a body of water. their hair droops and they have a neutral expression on. the water is brown and blue swirls while the sky is green. end id]

[additional id: the tiger looks very round, due to it being wet. It is very cute]

Doctor Abbot who everyone knows is gay and married, who comes in every shift chatting about the silly/sweet/absurd things his husband does (date nights, jokes, surprises, etc...) and Doctor Robby who's very quiet about his personal life since he and Janey broke up almost a decade ago but occasionally lets it slip that his husband drank all the coffee that morning or when they forgot who's turn it was on laundry and none of the pittlings figuring out theyre married to each other until the annual new years party where they catch the two absolutely making out as the ball drops.