by grabthar's hammer,

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!

Let me click u

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

Last night was a thousand year old scrap of linen paper painstakingly re-assembled by a team of archeologists

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

Also just a handy, DIY air filter in general, if a bit bulky. For a less bulky and cheaper (but also less effective) solution, you can simply tape one filter to the fan, cut a shroud if you'd like.

just FYI, this is quite literally what the climate scientists at my work who specialized in wildfire smoke impacts recommend. it works great, it's cheap to make, and it will make a noticeable impact on your air quality.

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees