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Tumblr is a trash fire so I have to make a separate post but if you remember this story: meet the coolest friend I ever made.

#somewhere out there is an octopus

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menaceanon

I have a new dive buddy.

Her name is Geraldine. Her buoyancy is perfect and her air consumption is next level.

menaceanon

Geraldine I miss you

menaceanon

Geraldine joined us 3 minutes into the dive and literally hung out with us for the whole 50 minutes of the dive, including the safety stop.

menaceanon

She was like two feet long and followed us out into the reef and then back again. I love barracudas so much, what do you mean she did the whole dive just for the hell of it.

#observe thee fish

antikate

I went to a clothes shop with my daughter yesterday and we were talking about how the clothes were nice but how it was the kind of shop that made us both feel like a horse. You know it’s like, here I am, a horse at a human clothing shop, putting on clothes that look ridiculous on a horse, and it’s obviously my fault for being a horse and not a human

Of course that sweater looks weird on me, I’m a horse, not a human! I can barely get my hooves through the sleeves, and it bunches up over my withers and doesn’t reach my fetlocks, and there’s no accounting for my hindquarters. Or my forequarters either

So then we started talking about horse shops and classifying clothes as for humans or for horses, and now I’m afraid the idea of the horse shop is permanently cemented in my vocabulary, and someone is going to ask me about clothes and I’ll be like “oh I can’t shop there it isn’t for horses” and it will be weird

thejewellerybox

Gannet Diving necklace by Rie Taniguchi

This necklace comes in 3 parts, to be worn together or individually.

ripley-stark

fandom about some mf (is a man): you might dislike this character but you have to admit he's very interesting. even if you don't like him, he's a very well-written character. he's very complex. so even if you dislike him you should maybe reconsider that. because he's complex and interesting. and i think deep down he cares so much. there's a lot to analyze about his decisions, which he was force to make due to the terrible position he was put in. and if you don't like him you don't really understand the show tbh.

same fandom about a woman who has done comparable or much tamer things, with a much smaller fraction of fans: this may be a hot take but no one else has said this and i have to get this off my chest. some of you might like her but she is a TERRIBLE PERSON! she didn't have to do any of those things she did. she put herself into a bad situation, inconveniencing everyone around her and showing no remorse for it whatsoever. you may like her but i just don't get it!! if you like her or defend any of her actions, you are probably a real life abuser and hate women. so even if you do like her, maybe think about that. you can like her but you have to admit her flaws. otherwise you are encouraging women in real life to murder others and commit crimes, which is ignorant and wrong. her sympathetic scenes are not even canon because they're so manipulative, performative, and trite. such a waste of screen time very obviously trying to get us to feel bad for a MONSTER! she clearly didn't actually mean any of the good things she's done. deep down she is just a rotten human being with no motive but to make other people's lives miserable. i'm sorry but that's the truth.

#the only anon hate I ever got was the person obsessed with telling me Mary was evil and Steve was a poor baby #*Stede autocorrect I know more than you #but anyway #it was delightful to just ignore their asks and keep posting about how much of a fuck up Stede is

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corneliaavenue-ao3

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

gnar-slabdash

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

cutebutalsostabby

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

septic-dr-schneep

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

imsopopfly

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

fairycosmos

there’s no specific reason i enjoy my favourite themes in media

yexerrr

*taps mic* Rocky should've been on the tumblr sexyman poll instead of Grace. *leaves*

#project hail mary

ankle-beez

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

ankle-beez

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

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everydaywomble

but here's the thing

trickstarbrave

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

annacaffeina

If you didn't vote for Harris and you're feeling defensive about getting heat on the Internet consider relaxing, sitting down, and having a salad. I think some nice produce will make you feel better.

mbari-blog

A little lantern for the deep. ❤️🏮⁠

Pandea rubra, also known as the red paper lantern jelly, may have a bell measuring just eight centimeters (about three inches) across, but its graceful tentacles can stretch much farther, trailing behind as it drifts through the water.⁠ ⁠ These delicate jellies are found in oceans around the world, from the surface to depths of 3,300 meters (10,000 feet), where they feed on tiny krill and copepods. Their transparent dome and flowing tentacles are a reminder that some of the ocean's most remarkable animals are also among its smallest.

girlnextvore

When you see a Prep in hottopic

girlnextvore

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

girlnextvore

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

derinthescarletpescatarian

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

girlnextvore

hey

fuck you LOL

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huariqueje

Cat on Stripes - Felicity House

British , b. 1950 -

Pastel on paper , 20 x 30 cm.

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