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cliochaa

I think about the Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones a lot after finishing it.

The book that made me think: "Yeah I think Literary Horror with a subgenre of Historical fiction is for me."

#i'm currently reading this!#so many emotions #fanart

thememedaddy

the-quasar-hero

Assign an aspect of nature to prev

Waves at the beach

Rushing breeze through leaves

A crack of thunder

Flow of a river

The shine of a gem

Dancing embers of a flame

Torrential rain

Slow falling snow

An emerald sea of grass

Austere cliffside

A maze of roots

The endless oceans

Remaining time: 3 days 9 hours

#an emerald sea of grass

tuherrus

i liked this movie a lot

#fanart #the book also slaps #when Benítez says that if the church truly has faith it would not fear to do god's work without consequences #if they want to get mad because the church reduces corruption and provoke a schism out of it #let them #true faith means you have to believe everything is god's plan #and from the ashes of what the church used to be something new and better would rise #i was YESSSSSSSSSSSSS the whole time #dismantle the catholic church challenge #my man Benítez got me

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fawnpalmer

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

ismitchmcconnellstillalive

theoretically

schroedinger's turtle

stupidpetface

greenbloods

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

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twelvemonkeyswere

one thing that I find fascinating is the way white people think everybody else mistreats their pets/animals in a way they never would. your cat has to spend time outside because there's no way to contain it inside the house and they claim you are abusing your animal. incredibly fascinating virtue signaling issue to choose.

twelvemonkeyswere

"you should not get a cat if you can't take care of it properly!" oh so you would have preferred I left him in the street where I found him? where he was going to get run over by a car or eaten by dogs or poisoned by a heartless neighbor? sometimes conditions are imperfect but that doesn't mean they're abusive

twelvemonkeyswere

"take it to a shelter then! rehome it!" I cannot emphasize the way there simply are not shelters like that. they simply do not exist. I cannot emphasize how every home within 100km is exactly the same as mine. it's simply a lack of understanding things aren't perfect and they choose to be mad about it cos they want to be right, is all.

twelvemonkeyswere

one thing that I find fascinating is the way white people think everybody else mistreats their pets/animals in a way they never would. your cat has to spend time outside because there's no way to contain it inside the house and they claim you are abusing your animal. incredibly fascinating virtue signaling issue to choose.

twelvemonkeyswere

"you should not get a cat if you can't take care of it properly!" oh so you would have preferred I left him in the street where I found him? where he was going to get run over by a car or eaten by dogs or poisoned by a heartless neighbor? sometimes conditions are imperfect but that doesn't mean they're abusive

#i'm just fascinated by the language used in these discussions online #white people online get normaler 2k26 challenge

one thing that I find fascinating is the way white people think everybody else mistreats their pets/animals in a way they never would. your cat has to spend time outside because there's no way to contain it inside the house and they claim you are abusing your animal. incredibly fascinating virtue signaling issue to choose.

#like the LANGUAGE used in these discussions #others chalk it up to culture in the most condescending way #everybody ignores the fact there are different ways of living and that animals are also affected by socioeconomic issues; geography; weathe #just incredible to see every time #like would the cat be safer if it always stayed inside? of course #would outside animals be much safer if the cat stayed inside? absolutely!#i'd never deny that #but is there a way to keep the cat inside? not unless you're paying to renovate the entire house #or to build a fence that can keep the cat inside the yard #and not unless you're paying our monthly bills so we can have A/C in every room #just fascinating how some folks can simply not imagine a different guy existing differently somewhere else

insomniac-arrest

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

insomniac-arrest

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

mapleejay

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

mapleejay

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

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childsacrifice

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

homunculus-argument

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

thekijs

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

weaselle

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

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