beer's not food, it's whatever water is

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

I think god meant to make william shatner gay. I think william shatner would be happier if he was a gay

I think william shatner would love it if he was gay. He would never stop talking about it on Twitter. He would relish being the first gay star trek captain and would say shit like “Kirk wasn’t gay but I made him gay” and dudebros would be so mad about it and tell him to stop but he would just keep giving cunty replies, much like he does now but with an excuse. He would have even crazier beef with george takei where there’s always an unspoken implication that he thinks takei doesn’t like him because shatner wouldn’t fuck him. He would be a guest judge on drag race and look vaguely uncomfortable the entire time because he’s not that kind of gay and he’s still old and weird about like. Men wearing nail polish. He would claim that anyone that didn’t like him is being homophobic and it wouldn’t matter how unpleasant he was because he would have a squad of loyal gay reply guys who would say shit like “slay” under every single tweet he made. He would be so much happier if he was gay and I think he knows it.

Happy Pride Month

of COURSE the most famous animal with a chin is the groundhog.

I don't think Cas at the gay club gets confused on why people are hitting on him. he gets hit on everywhere lol. he got hit on in literal hell.

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

when you say things like this, you are running cover for the most vile racists on the face of the planet. you're providing them safe harbor and plausible deniability. you're helping to make their ideologies and their conspiracy theories seem more reasonable to the average person. antisemitism is not just fringe nonsense, antisemitism is a foot in the door. normalizing antisemitism = normalizing white supremacy

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.