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This counts as fan art

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

crabanarchy

UPDATE: I think I may have gone too far on this. I was making a whole production of being stupefied and enfeebled after he brought me my morning pistachio frappe. I had my manservant bring me to my chambers so I could cough weakly in my bed with the sunshine falling weakly across my pallid face because I know he really likes that but he didn't even smile and I heard him whispering "I didn't even poison that one" to his dark serpent. Now he hasn't even whispered maliciously into my ear all day and the servants say they saw him alone in his chambers bouncing his scrying orb into the wall. Should I come clean and apologise or do I try to make it seem like someone else poisoned me? It might cheer him up to have an imaginary rival to plot against

#what the hell a queue #laugh rule

studentofetherium

i'm not normally one to make jokes about dialect or accent. but the way that British people pronounce "lieutenant" feels like an in-joke i'm not privy to

aokozaki

Aww, you're feeling lieut out?

ekwallace

"#colonel is a worster crime"

are you sure it's not a worcester crime?

#unrepentant kittyblogging #yeah i'll reblog that

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caffeinewitchcraft

A 75 yo man proudly came into the cafe wearing an Ultra Maga hat. I excused my barista from the register to handle the transaction.

"The hat is customizable," he said, struggling with the velcro patch on the front. "If I need it, I have an ICE one too. I pick based off the business i walk into."

"Customizable is an important hat descriptor," I said. "what can I get you?"

"You wouldn't believe how offended people get these days," he said. "And I'm supposed to do something about it if you're offended? You chose to be offended!"

"We all have hundreds of thousands of decisions everyday," I said. I thickened my accent. "That's what my stepdad always said. But I can make one easier - we have a delicious Ethiopian roast available."

"Like if I told you you have a bull ring," he said, "because bulls have rings in their noses. Is that offensive?"

I laughed. "I've heard that before."

"It's a joke, but people get offended. Maybe you're offended."

I looked at him. I smiled. "You aren't trying to offend me though, right?"

Of course he was. I was being friendly and the friendlier I was, the faster he switched topics. He was saying anything inflammatory he could think of to see if I'd take the bait. After about 20 minutes of my redirecting and deescalating, he settled into a more normal interaction. He took up too much of my time showing me a product I'd feigned mild interest in to get him to stop talking about getting accused of inappropriate behavior at work. When we finally disengaged, he spent 10 minutes trying to catch my eye again. When he failed, he left.

There's this new breed of customer who insists on trying to incite political conversation through their clothing and, when that doesnt work, their snide little comments. If I owned my own business, maybe I would have given the guy the fight he wanted. But I work for a corporation and I love paying my bills so I deescalated.

Anyone wearing that type of shit and preying on workers for their own spank bank material is a brainless fucking sheep.

#don't feed the trolls #well done

were--ralph

This really says everything

#these men are absolutely immersed in faggotry #lucky dudes. to live on a queer planet.

deslizada

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

#yeah... YEAH

streetkit

it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"

no more being polite about it fuck the USA

#PBS

hotvampireadjacent

#unrepentant kittyblogging

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meghill

“Good lives needlessly lost…”

#resident evil #re9 #leon kennedy

sometiktoksarevalid

knitmeapony

She started to transition after 5000 years. It's never too late.

#queer ecology pilgrimage

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#NEVER. LEAVING. THIS. FUCKING. WEBSITE.#lotr

lowpawly

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

#Mythbusters should have done this because this is extremely valid

wiisagi-maiingan

I get why people do it but I do think that it's a form of the noble savage trope to act like queer and Two Spirit people have always universally been honored in Native communities, even pre-colonization. It's in the same vein as pretending like women were always treated well in our communities and that strict gender roles in tribes are a form of "honoring" women rather than keeping men and women "in their place."

You can't fight against current bigotry by ignoring the bigotry that has happened in the past and that is STILL happening in Native communities today. Not everything can be blamed on colonization or Christianity and we have to recognize that there are many aspects of our cultures that exclude and hurt people over gender, orientation, race, disabilities, etc. Ignoring the problems and the history doesn't actually make them go away.

wiisagi-maiingan

And if you've ever spoken to a trad Native then you should know this already and be fucking furious about people using culture and tradition as an excuse to put down and exclude members of our communities.

#gender history #gender and culture

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clytemnestraaa

the idea that kink is somehow safe from critique and prejudice or harm is so fucking funny. ah yes bodies, desire, and power, three things that have famously never been utilized in harmful ways. great news everyone yes we are all existing in complex systems of oppression and violence BUT!!!!!! it’s on pause when we are horny