love ***** for me, okay?

buckle up creampuffs

the tampon fandom

queen elsie

stars and candles

how’s laura

shartlyn

“drink your gin and shut up”

the yellow pillow

literally every prop is sentient and has a twitter account

donna

stickmilla (did we ever even find out who that was?!)

tiny gay laura

broody gay carmilla

tall gay danny

very gay laf

only gay for laf perry

carmilla’s bathrobe

fool’s gold

that fucking toaster

the “i am made of sarcasm and homosexuality” post

soy melk

colourful pants

Replacing a HDD with an SSD

Adding RAM

Graphics cards if you're nasty

Uninstalling resource hogs like Norton or McAfee (if you're using Windows then the built-in Windows Security is perfectly fine; if you're using a mac consider bitdefender as a free antivirus or eset as a less resource intensive paid option)

Customizing what runs on startup for your computer

Things that are likely to make internet browsing specifically meaningfully faster:

Installing firefox and setting it up with ublock origin

adding the Auto Tab Discard extension to firefox to sleep unused tabs so that they aren't constantly reloading

Closing some fucking tabs bud I'm sorry I know it hurts I'm guilty of this too

Things that will make your computer faster if you are actually having a problem:

Running malwarebytes and shutting down any malicious programs it finds.

Correcting disk utilization errors

Things that will make your computer superficially faster and may slightly improve your user experience temporarily:

Clearing cache and cookies on your browser

Restarting the computer

Changing your screen resolution

Uninstalling unused browser extensions

Things that do not actually make your computer faster:

Deleting files

Registry cleaners

Defragging your drive

Passively wishing that your computer was faster instead of actually just adding more fucking RAM.