good men die too

keep getting ads saying “gold is just a stable an investment as ever!” which is definitely the ad you need to put out when your product is as stable as ever.

alcohol blanket working overtime rn i could survive the sinking of the titanic

conspiracy theories about gay relationships in tv shows are always untrue but conspiracy theories about gay relationships between real people are always true. this i have learnt.

my uber driver is south asian and he has a radio station on i’ve never heard of and it has ads i’ve also never heard in my whole life living here. for companies i didn’t know existed. awareness campaigns for things i didn’t know were a problem. fascinating.

how am i supposed to get up in these conditions (5°, heater in other room)

just realised i’ve been getting Mysterious Skin and My Own Private Idaho mixed up for years