good men die too

i’ve been reading the secret diary of laura palmer but i just finished reading a lonnnng article about jonbenet ramsey that took me til 2am to finish and i think. i shall not be reading more about child abuse tonight. i think i shall read something nice instead.

i do think i’m slightly more knowledgeable than the average swiftie because i saw multiple people questioning why bowen yang was invited. am i in too deep. for knowing that they know each other.

my laptop battery has stopped charging and whenever i run a diagnostic check it says "hmm. your battery seems to have stopped charging. go to this website" and i go to the website and it says "your battery has stopped charging? run a diagnostic check"

children of blood and bone is so badly written i’m learning that there’s a devoted fandom and a movie incoming TODAY

being a swiftie means winning in ways you never expected were even winnable for example i saw people this week saying there’s no way to efficiently cater a sit down meal for 1000 people and the answer is they didn’t have a sit down meal because they’re not idiots.