good men die too

the thing about my big ole hogwarts tattoo is that i knew it was cringe when i got it but cringe in a way that felt free. now it’s cringe and also a chain around me weighing me down from wearing crop tops at pride.

i forgot to check the football results until now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so it’s gonna be forever OR it’s gonna go down in flames. and it turned out to be the first one. and everyone there knows about her past relationships that went down in flames and she knows they know and they know she knows they know. cute AND cheeky sorry you didn’t get it but it’s not that difficult!!!!!

bird flu in new zealand ahahahahaha the country whose native fauna is dominated by critically endangered birds ahahahahahahaha. ha.

been lopsided for the two, nearly three years since my mastectomy and just found out there’s a subsidy for a partial breast prothesis that no one told me about. okay cool thanks guys.

just saw an ad for my university and they cast my classmate who everyone hates because he’s famously a creep to women AND bad at the thing he’s getting a degree in lol

lord we'll take lindsay graham back if you give us sam neill for ten more years. the usamericans might disagree but this isn't about them right now.

LINDAAY GRAHAMV??!?$)?