good men die too

i’ve been reading the secret diary of laura palmer but i just finished reading a lonnnng article about jonbenet ramsey that took me til 2am to finish and i think. i shall not be reading more about child abuse tonight. i think i shall read something nice instead.

i do think i’m slightly more knowledgeable than the average swiftie because i saw multiple people questioning why bowen yang was invited. am i in too deep. for knowing that they know each other.

my laptop battery has stopped charging and whenever i run a diagnostic check it says "hmm. your battery seems to have stopped charging. go to this website" and i go to the website and it says "your battery has stopped charging? run a diagnostic check"

children of blood and bone is so badly written i’m learning that there’s a devoted fandom and a movie incoming TODAY

being a swiftie means winning in ways you never expected were even winnable for example i saw people this week saying there’s no way to efficiently cater a sit down meal for 1000 people and the answer is they didn’t have a sit down meal because they’re not idiots.

it’s sooooooo cool that instagram is entirely reels from companies and i never see any posts from my friends no matter how much i try to fix the algorithm like yeah that’s exactly what i want from instagram another slickly produced video delivery service there weren’t enough of those. what are my friends up to? lord knows. lord cares.

i have not watched a single second of tvl/iwtvs3 mostly because i’ve been very busy but a lot of it’s because they put it all on a new streaming service instead of selling the rights to tvnz again and so much of my interest evaporated out of sheer annoyance. it’s like every hbo show like i’m not paying for a new thing fuck awf. obviously i’m gonna pirate it but that’s an extra hoop to jump through so it drains away the urgency yk.

our devil got minioned?!?!?! our minion got deviled?!?!?!