good men die too

following a recipe i found on tiktok and had hot oil explode onto my face. okay so i think i deserve that.

finished my assignment half an hour late and i hoped the portal would stay open but it hadn’t so i had to email my tutor at forty five minutes past midnight like hiiiiiiiii um. i was too slow. here it is.

typed "paper scissors rock" into a google doc and spellchecker told me it was wrong because it should be "rock paper scissors". i think we should be meaner to americans.

just saw a vid of someone swimming in the ocean and got sooooo jealous. technically yes i could go swimming in the ocean whenever but my jealousy was specifically over it being correct swimming in the ocean weather.

am realising that the script i've been working on all semester simply isn't going to work the way i've planned it which would be fine if my pitch for class wasn't due Tomorrow.

opened a nyt cooking recipe in a browser tab and ten seconds later got three emails about the cooking newsletters i had just signed up for No The Fuck I Did Not

why is the US of A having so much goddamn fun right now. every major city too. i shouldn’t be feeling jealous of people in america Now Of All Times and yet.