the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.
trying on a metaphor
we're not kids anymore.
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Jules of Nature
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

if i look back, i am lost
YOU ARE THE REASON
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the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

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My dad felt so dejected yesterday because he thought it was Father's Day and no one told him "Happy Father's Day" or anything lol. Bro tried to make me feel guilty too.
NO FEAR. The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best
(source)
hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because
I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond
and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post
so, to recap
no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however
yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked
Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.
So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.
Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.
That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.
Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.
the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

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hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.
One of my biggest gripes with KCD is that you can't interact with the domestic animals. I should be allowed to pet the dogs and cats!
happy pride to my favourite post on reddit
GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!
Okay I did kinda laugh when I saw this

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laudna knew she was bisexual kinda just like that, imogen was like "wow i'm such a good #ally to gay people" and blissfully unawares until it hit her one day, orym literally thought everyone only loved kissing men until he heard of a guy liking a woman, both dorian and fearne were just like "i like who i like :)" and both chetney and ashton didn't really know there was a word for bisexual nor really let it bug them. and fcg was in aeor's robot gay bar
Feeling like a total waste of space lately.
For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.
happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!
TZUYU // HERE I AM (240719)

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I am actually so sick and tired of straight women complaining about WLW media and in the same breath overly sexualising MLM media. You aren’t an ally. You’re a fetishizer.
This goes to the Franchaela haters and the women supporting that show written by a lesbophobe.
I'm weak af. Francesca had the audacity to say that this literal CASTLE was over crowded with her, John, Eloise, and... Michaela.
BABY GIRL THERE ARE 122 ROOMS 😳 YOUR RAGING HOMO ASS IMAGINED MICHAELA IN EVERY SPACE YOU WALKED IN 🤣🥹
That tiny woman's perfume literally haunts her.
It was only crowded because she was in the closet lmao