guess i’m as doomed as expected

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

whats your fucking problem

‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??

ill be 60 and one too

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

It took me So Long to figure out what this one at work was meant to be

like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.

condola rashad as joan of arc i am free on sunday at 5 im just letting you know that i would be available on sunday at 5 if someone asked me to dinner on sunday at 5