oil and water

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

smash to smithereens brother

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

I deserve more credit for not picking stupid fights on the internet than a nice person who doesn't pick fights does, because I have an unpleasant personality and it's harder for me

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

because if she was fat and blowing people up with her mind it would be too awesome

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @beaunydoorin is a good person and deserves many good things.

*leaves

where are you going