oil and water

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

everything can be improved by lesbianism

genuinely who is doing it like early 2000s lesbian movies. d.e.b.s. is so ridiculously fun. they immediately fall in love. the spy stuff (the premise of the movie) is only really relevant to allow for more lesbianisms. the main pairing say I love you within a week and a half of knowing each other. the most important character to the plot is the villain's sidekick, who is maybe the only reason australia is still intact. they're all fashionable as fuck. truly built different

Love watching femslash gifs on tumblr it’s like going to a fancy sushi place where the chef cuts only the gayest morsels out of a huge nasty heterosexual tuna and serves them right into your mouth like a momma bird.

i block ppl all the time so my blocklist ranges from "actual fucking asshole fascist" n "post that mildly annoyed me because im petty" and if i went thru my blocklist rn i probably would have no idea why i blocked each of them but whatever

dude so distraught he forgot his age

Start commenting "not all men" in posts saying something positive about men

could you imagine if it happened this pride month