life is like t-rex

not to be horny on main but i want you to get in bed next to me right now and tell me about your day

I hope you find someone that is emotionally, intellectually and sexually compatible to you.

imagine not liking mamma mia. like imagine having so much hate in your heart that you can’t sit through an hour and a half of amazing ABBA songs and Meryl Streep. can’t relate

gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor

damn son why are all the funniest and best posts on here always made by deactivated people? who killed them and wh

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

i read a word wrong as perhapeth and now i cant stop using it

Wombman

imagine being so insufferably self righteous even your organs yeet

‘wombman’ sounds like the name of an especially horrific serial killer tho

I feel like I need to add that I carry around this water jug that kinda looks like a regular watering can and when people ask me what I’m doing I just say “watering the pianos” and walk away

poetry belongs to the gays now. sappho said so.

Dope