Cosmic Funnies
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Product Placement
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
macklin celebrini has autism
The Stonewall Inn
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@winged-mammal
obsessed with the way martha wells refuses to write an overarching plot for murderbot. every new book you think okay this is the one where she introduces the grand corporate conspiracy and recurring cast of corporate villains that set the premise of her next few books and instead she's like no actually i think i'll just put secunit in a Situation again
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this platform sure is decayed
protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”
catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.
catholics can’t get in touch with god because he’s always on the phone with a protestant
prepping a little something for the future🩶
idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design
"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.
“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis
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Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization
STAR TREK: VOYAGER Critical Care | 7x05
#shout out to janeway who like vulcan french kissed on the bridge#and shout out to tuvok who went with it
Tuvok & Janeway are the kind of friends who can just make out with each other for a scheme and it means nothing to them.
And Tuvok is so ride or die for Janeway that he’ll do it without protest, despite how:
1. He doesn’t want to make out in public. He’s a reserved Vulcan man, damn it!
2. He’s MARRIED
3. He’s a telepath from a race that tries to suppress emotions and act from logic, and he’s having to get a head full of JANEWAY, who is… Very much not a calm emotionless person. He probably has to take the mental equivalent of a long shower every time she pulls this kind of trick and fills his head with her nonsense.
i think a lot of people forget that you can actually still come across as confident and have social anxiety
Thanks, Tuvok.
Thank you for this post.
Crew Vacancy
janeway: hello let's make a deal
borg: we are borg
janeway: i'll help you kill species 8472 if you let me pass
borg: we are borg
janeway: great now what say you to my deal
borg: we are borg
tuvok: captain it would appear that they don't know how to motherfucking listen
janeway: i agree bring me a representative or i'm going to let this cg monster consisting of 14 polygons and a poop brown texture map eat your entire collective
seven: i speak for the borg
janeway: good i knew you'd see it my way now come to my ship and i promise i won't steal you away and have four years of sexual tension with you
janeway: here you can work in the cargo bay and bring all your borg friends
chakotay: WHAT THE FUCK KATHRYN
janeway: don't wreck my alliance or i swear to god i'm shifting all my bedroom eyes to someone else
seven: he is correct our plan is to assimilate all of you it would be unwise to trust us
janeway: nah i'm sure it'll be fine whoops i hit my head brb sickbay
seven: begin assimilation
chakotay: JESUS LORD MERCY I TOLD YOU
chakotay: DECOMPRESS THE CARGO BAY
harry: uh there's one borg left
chakotay: FUCKING ELECTROCUTE IT
harry: done now what
chakotay: idk that's all i got
janeway: jesus i can't leave you people alone wtf happened here
harry: uh this is seven of nine we tried to shoot her into space but that didn't work and then we sort of electrocuted her and severed her from the hive mind
seven: help i appear to be dying
janeway: i left you guys in charge for literally like eight minutes
doctor: here let me de-borg her brb
janeway: while he's doing that can i just tell you all how many plasma injectors you'll have to scrub for decompressing the cargo bay that held two crates of sumatran coffee beans i'd been saving for FOUR YEARS
chakotay: i tried to tell harry we shouldn't decompress it but he wouldn't listen
harry: no it was tom's fault
janeway: all right tom go to the brig for 30 days
tom: WTF
doctor: here we are everyone meet seven of nine she cleans up well
chakotay:
harry:
tom:
janeway: sweet mother mary father joseph and all the saints and angels
janeway: promote tom for beginning this chain of events
harry: no no it was me i did it can i have a promotion too
harry: especially because i almost died
janeway: i wouldn't promote you if you went back in time and saved this entire ship from crashing on an ice planet
harry: i quit
janeway: let the logs forever show that i heroically rescued my fellow human from the collective and intend to slowly reacclimatize her to humanity
harry: but we tried to kill her twice
janeway: now would be a good time for you to stop talking
janeway: ahem hello fair maiden i will be your mentor in all things
janeway: for our first lesson could you sit in my lap
seven: i need to regenerate
chakotay: do you want me to get her alcove installed in some crew quarters
janeway: how will i be able to watch her if she has her own room
chakotay:
harry:
tom:
janeway: this is why i sit in the big chair
My favourite scene from The Frame-Up Job. Sophie and Nate are just watching their favourite pet nemesis throw a temper tantrum like an exhausted toddler <3
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BLEEEEEEHHHHHHH
Chrisjen Avasarala and her magnificent outfits ✨ 💫
The Expanse, Season 2
listen, MILF!Khan Noonien Singh but like from The Wrath of Khan.
"We're fu--ing doing it." Ride or Die (2026)
A sour (to start) offering for the Star Trek Potluck 2026.
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Star Trek: Voyager (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kathryn Janeway/Seven of Nine Characters: Kathryn Janeway, Seven of Nine (Star Trek), Gretchen Janeway Additional Tags: Disordered Eating, Post-Endgame, Comfort Food, Vomiting, Illnesses, Caretaking Summary: After returning to Earth, Kathryn finds nothing tastes right anymore. Meanwhile, Seven’s decided she won’t let her out of her sight.
Written for @startrekpotluck 2026 !
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the Look™ that made me go 👀👀👀
#janeway has so much Feelings about seven she can’t even keep them off her face it’s insane #babygirl repressing every feeling that doesn’t conform to the role of the captain completely takes off the mask when it comes to seven (via @wickedheadache)
#this is probably top three janeway hair/makeup eps for me #like your girl is getting recruited to another ship so you pull THIS look out?? ok dyke #kathryn ‘don’t leave voyager haha i’m so sexy’ janeway (via @queerofdenial)
I love smart people who get stupid when they get turned on,,,, never is the effect of being cockdrunk more apparent then when someone who’s normally so intelligent is sitting there rubbing their thighs together and begging please please please touch me more
