Chemistry's Bitch

you know magical pregnancy plots do suck and i do think the hope plot in xena was kind of bad but i think in the grand scheme of television it balances out to a neutral to positive act because it did lead to the invention of the musical episode and even tho nobody has made a musical episode better than the bitter suite i still think its added a lot to tv culture and experimentation if nothing else and then to like balance out the scales they did do the worlds most ethical magical pregnancy plot when xena got pregnant so lucy lawless didnt have to pretend not to be pregnant and still be on xena and just said xena got impregnated by her homoerotic lesbian mortal enemy mirror self you know like maybe if more magical pregnancies were about job security for women and lesbian soul sex things would be a lot better in the world have we thought about that

the pros of reading ao3 fics in public is that their layout is so clean and simple that people would think you’re reading some academic researches when you’re in fact reading a 50k fic. the cons is that you need to control your face all the fucking time

An additional feature: the layout is clean and simple BUT anyone familiar with AO3 will immediately recognize it. Pro or con? You decide.

If they know it enough to recognize it on sight, they probably aren’t going to be judging me about it.

they were also at the devil’s sacrament

I don't know what those '90s sci Fi TV writers were putting in their shows but I wish they'd start doing it again

sound on, they are not singing the tune you would expect.

Munya Chawawa just so clearly wants to be a musical theatre kid

10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

obsessed with the way martha wells refuses to write an overarching plot for murderbot. every new book you think okay this is the one where she introduces the grand corporate conspiracy and recurring cast of corporate villains that set the premise of her next few books and instead she's like no actually i think i'll just put secunit in a Situation again

catholics can’t get in touch with god because he’s always on the phone with a protestant

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

#shout out to janeway who like vulcan french kissed on the bridge#and shout out to tuvok who went with it