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are non brits aware of count binface.
to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.
people do this with stonewall frequently, they’ll be like “where were the white gays?” “they were the cops.” no. that’s not true! i think it is ahistorical and a purposeful attempt at destroying solidarity within the queer community to say that homophobia does not impact people who have other privileges. it doesn’t really matter whether you think you’re doing a good job at being intersectional or whether this is purposeful homophobia that straight people Love to peddle - you are not being intersectional & you sound like my homophobic father who told me in the same breath that gay people experience no discrimination “not REAL discrimination not like black folks or OUR people” while also insisting i will never find happiness within a queer relationship bc they are inherently shallow & unfulfilling. white gay people get disowned & kicked out all the time. we have a scotus determined to find a way to make homophobia a legal right on the basis of religion who are salivating to overturn obergefell v hodges, and there are countries All Over The World on every continent that disappear people for no other reason than being visibly, publicly queer. fuck OFF and i mean it when you imply that gay people no longer experience discrimination or that there are no barriers to coming out any longer.
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[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
We always say that cats rule our houses with an iron paw, but we don't actually think that they should be judges in a court. Listen, we thin
This story sounded so familiar, I was sure I had heard it before.

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meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors
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lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol
they are teenagers now
Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things
… Okay. Leaving aside the ritual for a second. Just looking at the play. At the intention of the play, before all the magic and Thjazi’s manipulations were added on top. Looking at Hal’s intentions for the play.
Brennan: You see that Lash, as Vokjan, calls out: “You will see! All of you will see! One day you will look to the top of the hill, and no longer will Azgra be there. No more will his visage tower over us! You cannot see it, but I can!” He calls, with his eyes cut out of his head. “Look, and tell me. Do your eyes not see a free world, breaking, just beyond the horizon? Look! Look!”
And he points out, and everyone seems to turn to look to see where he’s pointing, knowing that, at the top of the city of Dol Makjar, is where Azgra used to sit, and there’s a moment where this is going to be kind of like an enjoyable moment of being, like, ‘oh yeah, Azgra doesn’t sit there anymore’. And they turn and look up into the city, and see the lights of the Villa Aurora, so bright, and the Grey Tower, its lights dimmed, and bright lights celebrating the Photarch’s resurrection, meaning that, at the very top of Dol Makjar, the brightest thing they see are the flags of the Sundered Houses.
The feeling that settles over the crowd in this moment is a deep, stomach-turning confusion, that settles into something more like rage. What is sitting at the top of this city?
As they turn, Lash’s last line. “You’ll see. One day.”
So, uh? So that was a bit …
I’m now shocked that Yanessa didn’t try to get this play shut down a lot sooner. Even before Hal decides fuck subtlety at the end and openly puts not only the Falcon’s Cry over the end, but also a direct verbal attack on the Creed. But. Even before that. Like, they’ve been monitoring the progress of this play. The only reason it’s not openly seditious is because the Sundered Houses do not technically rule the city, and thus it’s not technically sedition.
But. But I guess …
See, the thing is? Without the specific context of the Hallowed Round, it’s physical position and symbolism within the city …
The play on its own, while dangerous, can still be glossed as a historical work. The choice of what history to present is still dangerous, and still rather specifically pro-rungjani and anti-religious, but that also … This is the birthing place of the Shapers War, barely 70 years out. The Candescent Creed can’t really say not to do it. It’s Rungjani history, and religion has been dramatically out of vogue for seven decades now. Owing to, you know. The global decision to kill the gods.
It's the Hallowed Round itself that makes the difference. That visual symbolism, set up by Azgra, that finally frames the Sundered Houses within Azgra’s seat for its audience. It’s a very specific location and cultural context that allows that visual correlation. It’s a very Rungjani context.
And I’m wondering if Yanessa, Halovar, the Sundered Houses, just didn’t have that context in time to realise the true danger?
Because they are, after all, a foreign power. A colonial invader. They went to the top of the city, because of course they went to the top. They’re nobles. Power rises. To an extent, that’s the image they genuinely wanted to portray.
It’s just. Viewed from the Hallowed Round. The Dithyramb of Azgra itself. That image takes on a different meaning in context. One that I’m not sure the Sundered Houses actually understood.
Also, just. Sidenote. Look at Liam’s face during Lash’s speech as Vokjan:
There’s a man full of wild, giddy emotion at his work coming to life, and at the same time an underlying dead seriousness. This is a work that was done on purpose.
Look at his face.
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im not gonna survive the hiatus
talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room
you can't get out that way!
that's not very helpful.
maybe the open window will help.
try the open window instead.
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I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.
Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.
Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.
And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.
listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it
20 years. I am not happy about this.
I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time
Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

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Saw this on Twitter and wanted to share.
‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.
Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose
no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.