a cute fool

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

#billions of humans have thought this same thing over the course of the species’ history #and they were right

the pussy got me feeling *shadowboxes for a few seconds, does an uppercut* POWERFUL

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

Tiny gnat, abandoned by her lover, dramatically throwing herself into the fanta orange sea

*tiny gnat voice* is this the real life... is it just fanta sea

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

Partake in the joy of creation just for the fun of it. Just for a laff.

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

sorry i cant hang out today. yeah im simmering onions. low and slow you know how it is

clocks in the car love to be wrong by 1 or 2 minutes