Ashen One, Hearest Thou My Voice, Still?

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type

This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite

*me explaining the scene in X-Men 2 where Bobby blows ice on Logan's Pepsi to my terminally heterosexual friends*: "so yeah, that was my gay awakening. And people were killed."

That's basically unsimulated man on man fellatio right there 🥵

There was nothing heterosexual about this scene, nothing at ALL!!

Torterra.....

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still