Ashen One, Hearest Thou My Voice, Still?

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

a sharpened banana could change the world

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

I’m gaslighting my stove

pretending u r a starfish will make u feel free :3

arms and legs in that position. shooting out. it’s the opposite of being curled up in a protective position.

World Heritage Post

7/10

Come on

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post