Ashen One, Hearest Thou My Voice, Still?

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

Blasphemous is awesome cause you'll walk into a room and see a dude who's like 10 feet tall and waist deep in ash and his eyes are mouths and he's gnawing his fingers with the eye mouths and eating chunks of his own forearm with his normal mouth and he'll be like "My name is Eugènio. I stole an apple because I was starving to death and now I have to eat myself forever, please take some of my flesh and bury it next to the Holy Tree of Roses and Thorns so that it will grow into a rosebud that will finally sate my endless hunger" and it's like okay yeah sure why not I was going that way anyway so I can get some incense oil for the lady who's made of bees

Internet hugs for anyone else out there dealing with burn out or other mental and/or physical issues that make it hard to interact right now

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

because she was heating up some lasagna? does what women say not matter to you? 🤨

There was a healing

What if everything gets better in 2016

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky