Ashen One, Hearest Thou My Voice, Still?

*pointing to an american* you know that thing would eat you if you were a yummy burger, right??

it goes without saying:

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

followjob from a girl with huge mutuals