Ashen One, Hearest Thou My Voice, Still?

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

⚠️ A single, distant "awawa!" echoes from the hills...

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

red mackerel GAMER with moderate white PWNING

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

MILF (mutual I'd like to fuck)