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psyonic perverts say I got a beautiful mind

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

how do you mean

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

Mewtwo….

Stevejob from a guy with glasses and a turtleneck

Agent 47, your next target goes by the name “loose Bruce.” Intelligence reports state it’s because he’s a total fucking slut. Like pull your pants down in the street and suck your dick off, down bad hoe. Men’s wives are getting pissed and mea culpas of “yaoi moments” aren’t cutting it. That’s where you come in

Work Azure hosting went down and my coworker said “we’re getting failures all over the system!” in a very stammery voice. Pack it up Neon Genesis Evangelion.