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sorry ma'am your son was drafted to the amazing digital service and was killed in action

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

sun tzu say: "appear straight when you are gay, and appear gay when you are straight"

Lady Gaga’s song about “the Glove Game” is frequently misheard as “the love game” when it’s actually referring to the game Glover for the n64. The line about taking a ride on the disco stick is referring to the n64 joystick

i have a very stupid elden ring sote theory im crying so hard rn i might even sketch it

elden ring is a game where you dig up onions and feed them to a dog

its literally making him so sick but he keeps begging for more onions so you keep doing it

your lack of insight betrays that you have failed to read the amazing digital corpus