I am known as the dead man, the blade in the dark, the living weapon, the mutant, the darkness of the heart, the one-eyed demon, god-stabber, the nightscourge, the darkstalker, vengeance, the viper of darkwood valley, dragonthief, the final bandit, the obsidian gaze and the eye in the dark, the priestslayer and the clericsbane, gloomdagger, flameborn, deathwalker, terror of the heavens, the bane, the dark smothering the light as evening breaks, the poisoned chalice, moonshadow, elf ear licker, the blademaster, the soulless one, the holy man's lament, the flying guillotine, the wretch, death's shadow, quicksilver, the grim omen, foul dweller, the deadly gambit, shadow-heart, death-dealer, the hidden blade, rooster strangler, jane doe, herald of desolation, the bloody fable, the piercing sorrow, the swamp-shade, strider, hero's folly, the contemptible scoundrel, disturbed stalker, night's edge, a thang most foul, the viper's sting, scam likely, ninja of the new moon, el cazador, giantslayer, fate-stealer, soul-render, hope's end, avatar of despair, sliver of the shadowed veil, the wraith, ghostblade, ζ», nightfall, the phantom, the last resort, bloodthirst, unquenchable fury, rogue warrior, the heartless one, the leaden soul, the martyr of darkness, unholy fury, blackguard, breaker of vows, spiritbreaker, the nightmare, killer, the enemy of all living things, snakeblood, the immutable truth, the light's bane, the vengeful revenant, depraved fool, the killing machine, the beast of bones, brutal operator, the elden ring scoundrel, the bug man, the shadow spectre, glintblade, bloodseeker, rabbit, the merchant's scourge, shadestalker, the blight of man, knifegleam, nightfear, virtuous thief, the blood butcherer, ironeye, dog guillotine, blade of night, the copy ninja, the dark hellstorm, scarecrow, delinquent of unnatural talent, bloody butterfly, twisted genius, la fantasma, little light, the final god of pain, clockwork assassin, The Broke Hustler, the whirlwind of blood,
the duchy of milq'drauz bestowed me with the left cleave of god, death's lament, blade of ill-omen, she who stalks the night, the veil between what is and what must never be,
inventor of the fifteen minute pickle, balding oil, the sexual cigarette lighter, the sixteen minute pickle (deprecated), the forty dollar freak, poetic justice, the lesser onion, a new kind of mammal, shadow glue, canned dread, dehydrated water, the biting cold, a bacterium, sky monkeys, carapace wax, the glow-in-the-dark light bulb, the seventeen minute pickle (deprecated), psychic knee surgery, crawling horrors, green paste, the fuckable jpeg, feeling a bit peckish, surmountable odds, no less than twelve novel ways to operate a penny farthing, "green dragon" hot pepper mead, a foul disposition, the chittering hordes, four possible conclusions other than death at the end of living being's lifespans, the eighteen minute pickle (still maintained for legacy systems), pig lead, another clutch of eggs, the sexual technique, broad spectrum antipsychotics, premium asbestos, minced bread, the bandit technical, the autopreen, digital grain storage media, the winter onion, gilded heirlooms, the penile code, the cure for berrycup madness, "the a5 wagyu of beetroots," the de-tenderizer, chimpanzee shoes, solarpunk pornography, the world's first tomato based electrical engine, overnight boasts, longsword with a contact grenade for a pommel,
