💉 6/7/25 💉

mike flanagan should have never became famous his screenplays should be sitting in some computer document never to be seen by anyone publicly and he should be a mailman or someone useful

why is this happening? why is this happening. if you watched haunting of hill house yr a bad person

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

i very rarely have transmasc headcanons for canonically female characters but it's just undeniable that testosterone would have saved toph beifong

i don't even care about the gender part of it he could be a trans man or could have some sort of genderweird lesbian situation hell she could be cis even. it's not about the identity it's about the steroids. toph would fucking love steroids she was a pro wrestler who lost her mind when they cast her as an extremely buff dude in ember island players. imagine if on top of how awful her feet already are she could grow hair on her toes. and she would LOVE having a shitty tboy personality too. 22 year old toph beifong does nothing all day but jerk off smoke weed in basketball shorts and play marvel rivals

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

Genuinely sat there teetering on the edge of a panic attack watching Keir Starmer talk about how banning kids from social media will "give them their childhoods back" because I can't stop thinking about what it was like to be a lonely scared kid who can barely leave the house but still find friends who are just as weird as you and see youtube videos where people talk about being gay and web series where girls kiss each other and love each other and gradually start feeling like that is less of a shameful thing to want and I do not think this turd of a man has ever had to think about that kind of shit in his life

snowstorm that makes you old

baby its old outside

i really cant age

baby its old outside

If anybody commissions me ntbts/zap films or josef creep art, you will get a kiss on the forehead

when mike flanagan's carrie ends w her mother's love saving her from the town