appalachian eddie truther

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

I really need people to realise that Ilya is functionally fluent in English even that first time in Regina. "You will not be so nice when we beat you" is a complex sentence construction! It's got a future tense and a conditional clause in it! He keeps making a couple of common-for-Russians grammar mistakes (mostly dropping words to reflect Russian sentence structure) and he has gaps in his vocabulary and listening comprehension is famously difficult, but his English is so fucking good. And you can just copy the way he talks in the show or the books! It's very consistent! Russian is way more complex than English and he definitely got some formal instruction before he went to Boston! I don't understand why he ends up talking like he's never heard of auxiliary verbs or pronoun declension before in fic when canon is so clear about his language skills

OBSESSED WITH THIS

“ilya wears his wedding ring on his right hand because he’s russian” “no he wears it on his left hand because he cares more about the north american general public knowing that he’s taken” ilya wears two wedding rings. and it’s shane’s idea

well yes i do think ilya has impeccable and near perfect penmanship in both english and russian while shane’s handwriting is literally chicken scratch but ilya is fluent in shanes scribbles of course

Okay @jinkies-brooms-scoob suggested to me that Steve meets Al and he looks like an older version of Eddie AND he’s kinda evil and so Steve’s daddy issues coalesce and he’s like. Shit Eddie’s dad’s hot I have a little bit of a boner. And I needed other people to experience that with me

Just met a trans man who's going on T because he specifically wants to be bald and i'm afraid to say i think i'm just never gonna meet anyone cooler than that ever again

Yes we all know that Ilya trained and molded Shane into his own personally-designed husband but the only reason he’s able to do that is because Ilya was chemically designed in a lab to be Shane’s. God saw Shane Hollander be born, said, “Oh. Yikes. Okay. Okay.” And then created Ilya Rozanov a month later. Like, “Here buddy, you’re gonna need this.”

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

shane tummy. like to charge reblog to cast