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hey there! my name is kirsche, i write fic when the adhd isn't kicking my ass. tummy enthusiast, accidentally includes body worship in every fic.
currently into heated rivalry after season 5 of stranger things embarrassed me like that. my ask box is always open for anyone who wants to send me a (nice or interesting) message! I am always open to discuss fics and theories.
MINORS DNI.
before you get any further - this is an 🔞 blog. if you are uncomfortable with that or you are a minor, exit now. I also post spicy byler.
while I'm here, fictional characters are not real people. I believe in separating fiction from reality and I am anti harassment and anti censorship so please just block me if that's an issue. Don't like don't interact.
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fic masterlist (so far) (needs updating)
hey, I'm kirsche and I write fanfiction. i have a few fandoms so it wont all be the same stuff!
As I said above, 18+ only. yes even if you think you're mature for your age.
this is also a sideblog so follows will not show up from this username! I prefer to keep my main private, though
I will post explicit content both here and on ao3. i write kink sometimes, which i usually publish under a pseud to keep it separate. Some of it is on anon, i dont mind people knowing it's me and have linked to it in my masterlist post, but I keep it off my ao3 profile due to people being weird. Some of the ones I'm more proud of are on my main though lol.
I'm also aware that this fandom can be insane so if you like my stuff and want to send me a message or an ask without anon but don't want me to share your username then just let me know, I'm not a cop
I do not write or share dead dove or underage content because of personal preference and comfort, but I am anti censorship in fiction and anti purity culture. Which means I'm not interested in discourse and drama over whether things are okay in fiction. If it's not real and nobody is harmed, it's not a real problem. (We had a handle on this ten years ago I'm not sure what changed). That said if you post a lot of content about something I'm uncomfortable with I might block you. It's not personal, it's just curating my space.
All my posts will be tagged appropriately unless they're ao3 posts in which case the tags are on the work itself (i will still warn if its E rated though) Do not get mad at me if you willingly ignore the tags and it upsets you.
I have a twitter account with the same username but it isn't used much and I mostly post K-pop there now so you probably dont want to follow lol
also, this is a sideblog, but i will not be sharing my main due to the generally unhinged state of a lot of stranger things fans. if you somehow work out what my main is please don't spread it. my follows and likes will not show up from this username because of this, so please dont be upset if it seems like i dont follow you back, maybe I do
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always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.
i respect all forms of freakery but I personally can't read fics where ilya makes shane call him daddy because that is so obviously a man who would get off on being called 'sir'
Ok but imagine an awards ceremony sometime after they are married, at this point Shane had topped maybe a couple of times and it was always verry vanilla. But this one night, hes a little drunk, high off of one of his best award ceremony sweeps, and painfully horny. I'm talking like tie lost, shirt buttons undone obscenly low. He's watching his husband who looks so pretty dolled up and smiling for the cameras, and for once he realises he isnt looking at Ilya because he wants to be fucked but because he needs to fuck him.
I think Shane gets kinda sleazy with it, alcohol loosning his mouth, hes digging his fingers into Ilyas hips and grinding his cock against his ass with his face buried in his husbands neck, whispering filth about how tight Ilya always is. I solemly believe the erection this would give Ilya would kill him off via rapid blood relocation but I digress.
Just the image of Ilya sprawled over the fancy hotel bed, naked but for his jewlery being fucked hard within an inch of his life by Shane. A Shane who didn't even bother getting undressed himself and just unzipped his slacks so he can fuck his husband, panting little "take it, take it, take it" between Ilya's punched out moans and screaming.
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i think …. there is a misconception that shane is a goody two shoes rule follower because he likes the actual rules …. but my take is not that really or at least not just that, it’s more that he likes to follow rules because he’s afraid of what happens if he’s caught not following them. it’s less ‘we must follow the speed limit because safety is important’ and more ‘if i get caught speeding it will be in the news and people will think differently of me and label me as a trouble maker then no team will want me and i will be shuffled off to the farm team or worse so i must follow the speed limit exactly at all times’. he likes rules because they give him guidelines on how to act, not necessarily because he thinks they’re Just and Right. just maybe something to think about when writing shane as a tight ass rules follower who does nothing wrong ever !
god for adding a little sauce in hollanov bdsm play where ilya makes shane do something he would inevitably fail but experience pleasure nonetheless like oh you’re failing you’re so bad baby im gonna fuck you in the mattress and you’re gonna feel good anyway
I’m not sure if this will be helpful to anyone, but you literally do not have to be a good writer to write and post fan fiction. Yes you will naturally get better at writing and finding your voice the more you do it but you do not have to be or become a professional level writer to enjoy writing and sharing fics. It’s common to hear people praise fic writers by saying their work is better than published books, and while I think this comes from a good place, that’s not the norm or expectation. There is also a sentiment that fic writing is “good practice” for becoming a better writer or doing something else later, but if fic is the only creative writing you ever do that is literally okay. Your technical skill does not mean you cannot have fun and build community with your writing, or that other people cannot love and find meaning in your work.
after they’re married shane starts therapy and treating his eating disorder. now he’s still eating healthy but he also can open a exception when he’s eating out with ilya or Bood’s BBQ. and now with shane eating carbs like a normal person, he’s also gaining more weight and getting way more muscular. he’s getting bigger. bigger chest, bigger thighs, bigger ass. and ilya, god help him, it’s like christmas everyday. his hot husband is even hotter now and it’s bad cus when he sees shane in his tiny tight short shorts he has to restrain himself in order to not pounce shane immediately.
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Realistically there’s no way either Shane or Ilya use their local library HOWEVER i like to believe Shane borrowed a book about hockey as a kid and forgot to return it, then got so scared of late fines that he hides it under his childhood bed, not to be found until nosey Ilya goes snooping many years later (because is there any greater joy than seeing your partner’s childhood bedroom?) and convinces Shane they simply /must/ return it and of course Yuna overhears and insists on making it into a fun pr moment
Cue Shane at the Ottawa Public Library with a comically large cheque for like. Idk $200 canadian + the 20 years overdue book
shane hollander is such a fucking baller actually. becomes a hockey legend straight out of the cradle. gets plowed on the regular by the other best hockey player in the league. decides to try women for a change. immediately bags an s-tier bitch. goes hm. nah. turns around and aggressively pursues his situationship. makes it official within hours. he wants only the best and gets what he fucking wants
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Can we have more of Shane being obsessed with Ilya’s ass please and thank you? Just because he’s a bottom doesn’t mean he can’t appreciate and honestly obsess over his mans fat ass.
Let Shane squeeze those cheeks for sensory input. Give me drunk Shane, grabbing up on his man at the club. Give me jealous Shane sliding a hand into Ilya’s back pocket. Give me horny Shane who can’t help but to rut against his mans ass in his sleep, then wakes him up begging to be fucked in missionary so he can continue grabbing his ass, spreading the cheeks to run a spit soaked finger along ilya’s rim.
Just give me more of Shane being obsessed with that ass.
hollanov, 5.8k, chapter 1/2. kink fic, don't like don't read. explicit in next chapter.
If Shane’s honest with himself, he doesn’t want to choke down ground beef and brown rice tonight. He’s had a shitty fucking day. His fridge is fucked, his team hates him, and his boyfriend is hours away, and fuck it, he wants to eat something he actually wants to eat for once.
With this in mind, Shane opens UberEats.
or;
Shane has a bad day and orders a little too much food. He eats a lot too much. He might like it a little too much, too.