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hey there! my name is kirsche, i write fic when the adhd isn't kicking my ass. tummy enthusiast, accidentally includes body worship in every fic.

currently into heated rivalry after season 5 of stranger things embarrassed me like that. my ask box is always open for anyone who wants to send me a (nice or interesting) message! I am always open to discuss fics and theories.

MINORS DNI.

#intro #mdni

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graceebooks

if i was rachel reid and mental health professionals were writing extremely long breakdowns about how i didn't write good therapy for ilya in my yaoi hockey porn book i would kill myself ngl

#No one has ever been taken more seriously against their will than rachel reid #<- prev tags

shilyas

#ill be honest boys im objectifying #ilya rozanov #connor storrie

hollanoveau

they watched all that shit happen and finally went “you are all like little babies. watch this.”

cerastes

Hey, I’m a random internet person you’ve never talked to before. Just making sure your fetish is morally aligned with my principles and what I consider virtuous.

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urie

ragebaiting my fat dog but its shane dangling his virginity in front of ilya for 2 whole years' worth of workplace sexual harassment

seeingteacupsindragons

Let's play a game to get me to work on my writing

Rules:

You send me a word.

If I have the word, I give you the sentence.

If I don't have the word, I have to write three sentences, or edit three paragraphs.

If I have more than 20 instances of the word (and it's not a filler/super common word akin to "the" or "like"/a name), I have to write five sentences or edit five paragraphs.

totearup

Cliff can't believe he didn't figure it out sooner. The strange move to Ottawa. How happy he's been. And most damming of all, "Jane", it fucking rhymes!

He watches a highlight reel of Ilya celebrating with his line and realizes he's just going to have to accept it.

Ilya was in love with Zane Boodram.

unrivaledhollanov

jesterlesbian

we are hudson williams we carry the flame

knownqueerbaiter

Stop Drawing Shane As A Twink That Man Is A Brick Shithouse

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fractally

I am the only person in this fandom who believes that Shane has a good relationship with his mom but I am never backing down. No I don’t think she treats him like a child. Yea I think she has her own life. I think they enjoy talking to each other. I think they sincerely connect on both hockey and non hockey things. I do not think Shane blames her for anything. I think Yuna is a good mom and he both likes and loves her

#agree #also also! you can have a good relationship with your parent and still have problems sometimes/recognise a way in which they fucked you up #little bit. this is what happens with any relationship let alone one as majorly formative as your mother #i have a good relationship with my mother and we definitely still fight sometimes. its just not like. world ending #shane hollander #yuna hollander #she supports him a lot and he is an adult man who can and would say no to her if she was doing something he didnt like #remember that shane is a planner and very articulate of his wants. in the book he organises his own sponsorships he wants to be doing all #of this. athletes all need sponsors. that ep1 scene where hes eyerolling about it is bc hes 18-19 and his mom is nagging him about somethin #he already knows he needs to do lol. not because he doesnt wanna do it.

niceinchnails

It was a clitorical question

smalllfieldmouse

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

sabotage-on-mercury

we talk about Shane's lingerie (jockstrap, white socks, backwards ballcap) but what about Ilya's lingerie. The white ribbed tank top. The house slippers. The CK briefs. The adidas track suit. I know in my heart Ilya owns a track suit and he wears it like a negligee #hislingerie

burymecherry

ilya is the type of guy to call his white tanks “wife pleasers” or in his case “husband pleasers” and you know shane is VERY pleased when he sees him in one

#absolutely #ilya rozanov

darlingofdots

people who definitely know that Hollander and/or Rozanov have A Thing With A Man (of variably certain identity):

various dentists

hotel housekeeping staff

the kid who works late shifts at the drugstore where Ilya buys condoms (often) and lube (less often)

cleaners and laundry service employees

a kid on vacation with his parents in Vegas bored out of his mind because he's 14 and not allowed in the bars or casinos at their hotel and he's really hitting the grumpy teenager phase so he's pissed at his parents because he wanted to go birdwatching in the desert and instead he's on the hotel roof at night pointing his sick-ass binoculars (which he bought himself with money he earned by mowing their neighbours' lawns for a year) at the surrounding buildings and oh look there's two people making out on that rooftop terrace—wait, isn't that the guy from the Rolex ads?

Janice at the grocery store closest to the Hollander cottages who knows damn well that "David's boy" doesn't eat Nutella

the Voyageurs' nutritionist knows Hollander is fucking someone working for the Bears because he might not log it as sex but even Hollander doesn't actually do extra cardio after a game

employee at an airport phone repair kiosk in Chicago who was checking Ilya’s battery specs when "Jane" texted him "If I win you suck my dick first"

one of the parents at Game Changers Hockey Camp who is a couple's counsellor and a bit too good at her job

Gerry (78) three doors down from the Hollanders who has lived in his house since he was born and has made it his solemn duty to know everything that goes on in his neighbourhood

the owner of the bespoke jeweller's shop once Shane Hollander purchases the second ring, which is identical to the first, and a plain gold chain

the apprentice of the bespoke jeweller's shop a week before that when he recognises the ring he watched his boss make for Shane Hollander sitting on Ilya Rozanov's bare chest in a post-game interview on TV

#love #hollanov #hr hc

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liliesrozes

reading super straight broz (live) like..

aw gay boy..

GAY BOY NO

#LOL #super straight broz (live)#HR fic #he's a disaster

naturalpr3y

im against shane coming without permission like politically

#low-key tho #even in fics where they're not doing power dynamic stuff I just expect Ilya to tell him to at some point #and he does it

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