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HARRISON FORD as Han Solo & MARK HAMILL as Luke Skywalker - STAR WARS EPISODE VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)

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i think i've posted this before, but ilya truly does deserve an award for his patience after getting woken up at fuck o'clock at the cottage for a five year plan strategy session when he was in the middle of a rem cycle.
like the way he asked "what is nur-ate-iv?" makes me think man TRULY was not catching all of the words getting tossed at him so fast the second his eyes were even a LITTLE open. like he wasn't asking "what story did you come up with?" he's asking "what word are you even saying to me right now?" man got like 0.2 seconds to be like "oh i'm awake now?" before he was getting PELTED with english because shane had a forty step plan that couldn't wait like. three more hours.
i would have hit him with a pillow and said let's circle back, so kudos to ilya.
this does make me think that if they have kids, ilya is going to be the default parent getting woken up for "i frew up"
in my heart, shane sleeps like a ROCK and is also non-functional if his sleep schedule is disrupted
so papa is the one getting little hands patting at his face at 3 am because his sleep isn't safe from daddy OR the kids
this also does mean that shane rarely wakes up in a bed with the same number of people it had when he fell asleep
either ilya is completely mia because he went to lay down with whatever kiddo came to get him and then fell asleep in their bed without meaning to, or shane wakes up to little feet pushing into his kidney or a little fist tucked under his arm or a kiddo sprawled sideways over him AND ilya in a way that canNOT be comfortable
shane always handles getting everyone put together and fed breakfast, but the first step of every morning routine is just a headcount to find out where everyone ended up overnight
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I just realised this year marks the ten year anniversary of this art from /checks notes/ 2016
CRIMINAL MINDS 2.21 â "Open Season"
Yes yes yes this scene thank you for the tag, heehehehe
Itâs funny because this scene must be based on the memoir Special Agent by Candis DeLong. In it she describes being out looking at clothes at a department store on lunch break with another female agent and overhearing a conversation between a man and a woman in which he says heâs an FBI agent. They peer around some clothes racks thinking that theyâre going to see one of their fellow agents trying to get a date, and when they donât recognize the guy they go over and pretend to be interested in the big strong FBI agent themselves and ask to see his badge. The guy actually pulled out a fake badge, whereupon they said âHuh, that doesnât look anything like oursâŚâ, produced their own badges and arrested him for impersonating an FBI agent. (I remember this bit from a 25 year old book because I actually stole it myself for a fic)
Exquisite. Glorious. 10/10 thank you for sharing.
Shane riding Ilya and Ilya getting lost in the rhythm until he subconsciously notices the pattern.
10-pause-10-pause-10-long pause, lean down to kiss-10-pause-10-pause-10.
âAre youâŚâ Ilya said incredulously. âAre doing reps right now?!â
#he loves improving and canât do that unless he measures performance #ilya also cut his workout short for this so heâs owed #ilya pretends to be mad but the rhythm is undeniably steady and fantastic #i believe in my heart shane has googled how many calories does sex burn (op's tags)
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SHERLOCK HOLMES (2009) dir. Guy Ritchie

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Thinking about a scenario where Marleau goes to all stars instead of Ilya because Ilya is injured and he ends up hanging out with Shane all weekend and they actually hit it off? Shane is nervous because he knows Marly is Ilya's bro and he doesn't want to embarrass himself in front of him. Marleau is sticking with Shane because he's a bit in awe of playing on the same team as The Shane Hollander. Eventually Shane starts letting out his bitchy one liners under his breath and Marleau is eating it up. By the end of the weekend they are a chirping machine. Marleau is teeing Shane up and Shane is landing the most devastating insults.
Marleau comes back to Boston and is like man Roz you would love Hollander if you could get past the rivalry and Ilya is just staring wide eyed at him. Marly is going off about how funny Shane is and talking up his hockey iq. Ilya is just like ha ha. Yes. If only I didn't hate his guts... meanwhile he's furiously texting "Jane" "Marleau is my friend. You can't have him"
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ILYA ROZANOV APPRECIATION WEEK â day four: favorite trait

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i was reading a masterâs thesis on a piece of fanfiction tonight, and it clarified for me why it is that farscape feels like fanfic, but in the best sense of the word.
what shippish fic does, according to the thesis, is deliberately mis-read, and re-interpret a text as romance. in a basic sense, it subverts that text. but fic also often goes another level up, to subvert the structure of romantic stories as well (the thesis mentions pamela regisâs âeight essential elementsâ that make up the structure of a romance). fic can be deeply dense with plot. it can reproduce the entire canonical work, just with a different romantic focus. but by labeling their plot-dense work âa character a/character b storyâ, a writer is announcing that on some level the point of it is the character a/character b part. thatâs why we have the distinguishing concept of âgenâ fic, for fic where pairings are not the point, even if it depicts romantic relationships. so there is something arguably, basically subversive (or at least distinct) about the fanfiction project of âi can eat my story cake and have my romance too and i can make them work together even and iâll prove it.â instead of telling a story or telling a romance, fanfiction will tell a story that is also unabashedly a romance.
so the thing abut farscape is that if you try to read it as a serial plot show like bablyon 5Â or episodic philosophy/adventure like star trek, itâs not going to work. but if you try to approach it like friends and other sitcoms or soaps, where the characters and relationships are the point but thereâs no coherent story about them, it also wonât work. it wonât even work if you try to approach it like outlander and its ilk, which although theyâre also fanfic-y (if not my taste) and story-like, they unambiguously center the romance.
farscape, instead, you have to read as something subverting the structure of its meta-text of adventure science fiction by âmisreadingâ its white-male-hero tv series as a romance. itâs built to be a love story the same way a 100k slow-burn rewrite of a show is built to be a love story. (a) there is lots of non-relationship stuff happening, but (b) even when the pairing in question isnât together, the status of their relationship is of high, even utmost importance to the story. farscape gives john and aeryn very little in the way of happiness or resolution for most of the show, but it doesnât really string the viewer along either. all of john and aerynâs interactions, even from the pilot episode, are moving them along a single romantic arc. the question is not whether they will, but when and how and why. but what truly marks the john-and-aeryn romance as central is the fact that you couldnât remove it without completely upsetting the showâs entire symbolic and thematic level. without crichton coming to grips with loving, choosing and becoming that which is alien to him (in both wonderful and horrible ways), what the hell would farscape be about? john and aeryn struggling to come together is the symbolic gravity around which the show revolves, even though it is about many things besides them.Â
romance aside, thereâs a way that fanfiction often tries to thumb its nose at its source material by adding physicality, emotionality and weirdness that it feels like farscape also does. jacob clifton described the show as something like âthe sewer that star trek runs into so it can stay nice and cleanâ which is, if you think about it, also a pretty apt description of the fanfic relationship to canon. fan fiction makes characters gay, or in love, or have truly transgressive things happen to them because it wants to follow its id regardless of what canon âallows.â or perhaps to spite what canon âallows.â farscape, similarly, wants aliens and ensembles and feelings and sex and farts and itâs going to make a ton of jokes about science fiction so you know itâs taking the (explosive) piss of its genre context on purpose. itâs aware that it fundamentally exists in relation to other media. itâs critical star trek fan fiction.
was reading a recent retrospective on the show, and i feel the need to emphasize that all of this wasnât me misreading the show as romance. because per the article (and iâve read comments like these from the creators in other places):
Unlike many other shows of the time that insistently kept their leads at armâs length, the relationship between Crichton and ex-Peacekeeper Aeryn Sun was the beating heart of the showâwhich is what creator Rockne S OâBannon always intended. âI wanted it to be the ultimate romance, the logline for the 1950s paperback novel that never will be: To find each other they had to traverse the entire galaxyâ
And on the anti-Star Trek front:
In an era when sci-fi was grounded and emotionally reserved (think the stoic authority of The Next Generation or Stargate: SG-1), Henson and creator OâBannon wanted to âdial the emotion up to 11â and defy convention. With the Creature Shop at their disposal, the production team meticulously crafted an alien environment that looked genuinely alien, making for what Henson called a âwilder vision of space opera with a more primal energy.â
âIt was called Kirking Crichton,â Browder said. âI always fought that, every time a storyline would come down which was trying to make Crichton into [Star Trekâs Captain] Kirk. There were a couple of episodes where Crichton hooked up with someone, and I was like âno, no, no weâre not gonna do thisâor better yet if you do it, there have to be repercussionsâ.â
âI donât think itâs a coincidence that the commonly accepted favorite characters in the first two Star Trek series were, variously, a half-human/all-logic robotic person who went psycho whenever he got horny, and an actual robot guy who spent the entire thing trying to figure out basic human interaction, humor, sexuality, emotion. Or that Voyagerâs most intriguing relationship combined the two, with additional breasts everywhere ⌠If Star Trek is a utopian civics lesson, in a surgical theatre, Farscape is anonymous sex. In a sewer âŚÂ Farscape is the drain that Star Trek runs into, so it can stay nice and clean.â
â Jacob Cliftonâs TWoP recap of Farscape s1e3 (âExodus from Genesisâ)
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