the widening gyre

during this heatwave i am thinking about husbands shane and ilya by the lake, ilya laying on his tummy on the deck havin an afternoon snooze and shane straddling his hips so so gingerly to try not to wake him up and gently reapplying sunscreen on his back and neck. placing sweet little smooches down his baby’s back and neck when he’s done. 🥺🥺 sweet summer babies so in love and taking care of each other 🥺

Once he accepts the reality of it Shane literally loves being in love— You can talk to me about anything. You can talk to me in Russian, I want to make you feel better. Come to my front door. Come to my cottage. Let me figure out a plan to keep you. We’ll figure something else out, okay?

#Absolutely absolutely 100% #First time Ilya gets up there in front of the team and does his captain speech #and he goes “THIS IS OUR ICE. THOSE ARE OUR FUCKING FANS THIS IS OUR FUCKING BARN” #Shane is like. Oh I think I have a fever. I genuinely might be ill. I huave covid #He is spinniiiiiing #because Ilya is looking directly at him when he says it and Yes. It is THEIR fucking ice. #Whenever they're on it together they fucking OWN it (@lavenderprose)

Ilya cuddling into Shane’s shoulder and then looking up at him all cute saying “worth the wait?” and not expecting to get tenderly kissed, be so for real my guy

I feel for everyone who isn’t having the time of their fucking lives with The Vampire Lestat. Every week I clap and cheer for the antics of the world’s saddest buzzword-laden bisexual crash-out diva and his crew of the least healed men to ever grace the small screen. The songs are cringe delightfully camp, the wigs are a nightmare, I’m living my best life, I’m loving every second. Why the fuck would you have a blood shower in your tour bus. The onscreen mother-son incest is only like the third wildest thing happening in any given episode. It’s insane. I never want it to end

myilya is a chronic bug bite scratcher and myshane has an almost preternatural ability to know when he’s doing it. ilya will indulge in a lil scratch safe in the knowledge that shane is several hours away in montreal and then shane will pop up behind him like HELLO 1-800-R-U-SCRATCHIN

#I swear to God if I don't get to hear Shane Hollander say 'I love your dick' I will end up on the fucking news #Also I haven't seen it yet but I wonder if this is another one of those scenes that makes people think they switch their dynamics #They would be wrong but still #I don't know how to turn it off anymore okay I am constantly thinking about their dynamic hashtag theirdynamic (@lavenderprose)

shane hollander is a jock, a dude, a 200 pounds man, a captain, he's been giving interviews and speeches before he could even walk, he plays in front of thousands and thousands of people and loud af crowds, he's a performer, he's constantly in front of cameras, he's been under scrutiny his whole life, he's an athlete, he breathes-eats-sleeps-shits sport, he swears, he's masculine, his hockey gear is probably putrid, he's a certified mcgymbro™, he only wears athletic stuff, he models, he does commercials, his main personality trait is hockey, he's kissed and hugged by his sweaty teammates in the locker room, he's ripped, he's an asshole, he's sarcastic, he's a bitch, he uses "fuck" every three words, he hires a stylish and a designer because his taste is bro. and he is all that while being neurodivergent too.