I saw the best hockey players of my generation destroyed by hole, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the Ottawan streets at dawn
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I saw the best hockey players of my generation destroyed by hole, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the Ottawan streets at dawn

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"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s
I love how mature and adult and 18+ are all associated with naughty, bad stuff youāre supposed to feel ashamed about. Likeā¦the VAST majority of people on earth are grown adults? Material made for adults is very normal and fine? Sexuality, cursing, voluntary drug use, serious or upsetting topics, etc. are all very much appropriate and normal subjects for content and media?
Why are we acting like every facet of life needs to be child-friendly, and the adults who arenāt okay with that are doing something wrong. (I know the answers, itās a combination of advertising dollars and moral purity rooted in bigotry but you know).
A grown adult artist making content for other adults is 100% fine? Pop stars and filmmakers and writers and artists and random people on social media making content for adults is healthy and normal and shouldnāt even be questioned.
Why should the vast majority of society no longer be able to access age appropriate content because some parents donāt want to do their job? At best people act teehee this is a naughty thing, at worst try to ban content entirely, and all because thereās a chance a child might have inattentive parents who let their kids access media they donāt approve of.
Please god letās normalize adults publicly making and enjoying content that is age appropriate.
shane with his glasses on in his pyjamas watching the pap video of ilya getting in a very bloody fight outside a club and googling demon possession symptoms and vatican exorcist canada
and bear in mind the demon is nothing but sweet to shane and is presenting like i love you, i want a life with you, i don't care about hockey i just need you, you're everything ive ever wanted . it's trying sooooo hard to draw shane in because it's what torments ilya the most, and that's how it feeds. it makes ilya watch it have shane in every way he ever really, secretly wanted, with the knowledge that it intends to kill him.
AND. shane is Onto Him. the little things are adding up. shane could swear his eyes flashed black at the last face off. his smile is sharper and his teeth feel sharper and, crucially, he isnāt wearing his cross anymore. the way he moves is different, the way he fucks him is different, none of it is ilya. and heās fucking googling it like bella from twilight and is certain by the end of the night that rozanov is possessed.
so shane goes along with it, because the most important thing is getting ilya back. he says yes, rozanov, i love you too, i want a life with you. yes, we can do that. yes, iāll meet you here. iāll fly out after the game. but sometimes he says things like i love you, ilya. iāve got you, ilya. weāll figure this out, ilya. and hopes that he Understands what heās saying, if he can even hear him, that this demon might be acting for him and talking for him but shane DOES love him, the real him, and he IS doing his best to figure it all out.
eventually he gets marlow (italian catholic, so he knows he wonāt think heās crazy) to help him, because heās ALSO noticed that shit is off with ilya, and through marlow gets sveta involved. rose played a possessed nun in some horror flick a few years ago, and happens to have the number of an actual vatican-approved exorcist. they have a groupchat and everything. so there ARE people who think itās weird when he and shane just vanish, when they both stop answering their phones, etc etc. so they mobilise the troops and figure out theyre at shanes insane sex condo (demons are too old to know what find my friends is) and demon is Definitely trying to enact its plan to Kill Shane And Make Ilya Watch
luckily the fucking scooby gang get there in time and ilya ends up tied to a chair in one of the empty condos being exorcised . and it works!! and ilya is Not Fine, But Alive and thatās all shane could really ask for, really. shane figures out some kind of half-believable lie to tell their teams, something about ilya helping him out with one of his investment properties and the two of them ending up in some kind of car accident or something. it definitely wouldnāt hold up under intense scrutiny, but shane is running on very little sleep, was almost murdered by a demon wearing the face of the love of his life, and just witnessed an exorcism, so. heās doing his best. he just needs to buy them some time to figure stuff out, and to let him take care of ilya for a bit. heās earned it!!!!
we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

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like in my post-outing #sleepwalkingshane vision he starts with just sleep talking and having brief midnight conversations with ilya he doesnāt remember and progresses to doing things like flushing his car keys and cooking eggs without a pan and just getting eggs all over the stovetop and itās freaking ilya out and then one of the kitchen knives goes missing and shane doesnāt know where it is either and then ilya wakes up one night to shane sawing chunks of his hair off with the knife and speaking to ilya strangely and insisting that ilya isnāt ilya and now shaneās trying medication and it isnāt doing anything and heās trying a million life hacks like duct taping his hands in oven mitts and itās all getting worse and heās having waking dreams now and ten second memory gaps and they go up to the cottage to get away from everything and itās early november and they have an alarm if the bedroom door opens and ilya wakes up to the alarm blaring but shaneās not in the house and he looks outside and shane is standing at the edge of the dock in his pajamas his back to ilya and ilya runs out there barefoot but the second he says shaneās name shane steps off the dock through the quarter inch of early november ice and into the water and of course shane wakes up when he hits the water but being asleep in warm cozy bed with your husband and then suddenly being in ice cold pitch black water is a hell of a mindfuck and heās obviously freaking out and of course ilya jumps in after him but then they both almost drown and ilya manages to drag him back onto the dock and then immediately strips and gets them in a hot shower so they donāt get hypothermia and shane is like so disoriented and the adrenaline is crashing and theyāre both panting and shaking and sitting on the floor of the shower and ilya is like okei. so now do you believe me that this is problem.
Ooohhhhh I love this one. Ilya wakes up at night and finds him in the plastic rink and heās hitting hitting puck after puck after puck at an empty net except when Ilya gets closer there is no puck and heās digging his stick into the plastic, ruining it and his hands are bleeding.
He finds him in the walk in cabinet and heās got like 20 empty small sized bags of Doritos around him on the floor, just staring into the pantry chewing and Ilya goes to pick one up and Shaneās hand shoots out and he says very seriously āNo those are Ilyaāsā
Sleepsex with theyāve joked about before and Ilya had though might be hot but Shane is not sleep sucking his dick and having a good time. Shane is not having a good time at all. Shane appears to be trying to top an invisible person, but heāsā¦crying?
Ooohhh situationship era when it only happened rarely and he falls asleep for a second after they fuck and starts going through Ilyaās bag he brought, pulling out random shit and setting it around the room and in drawers like heās unpacking.
Like all his life stresses coming out in his sleep when he canāt control it. This is soooo buzzy I might write a fic. Are you cool if I make this a fic for real?
im playing in your sandbox
"It's just⦠Why a snake, of all things?"
Shane shrugs. Carefully, he folds the very tip of the page he's on, creating the tiniest dog ear Yuna has seen, before closing the comic book and setting it aside on the bedside table. He scoots closer to Yuna, slowly, carefully, as if he's worried she's going to get up and leave if he moves too fast, until eventually he's next to her, arm pressed against hers. Yuna lifts the arm and wraps it around Shane, pulling him closer, and just waits him out.
Usually she presses him for information, trying to get an answer as quick as possible, but right now she's content to just sit here. She rests her head against Shane's, hair still damp from his shower earlier, and just holds him.
Eventually, voice thick, Shane says, "People think I'm weird. Everyone in my class likes that I'm good at hockey, and that I'm fast. In gym I'm always picked first for teams, but⦠I don't think anyone really likes me."
Something in Yuna breaks. There's a sharp pain in her chest that goes just as quickly as it came, and the matter of fact way Shane tells her āI don't think anyone likes meā brings tears to her eyes. "Oh, babyā¦"
"Andā¦" Shane sniffles and wipes his nose with the back of his hand. "No one really likes snakes, either. They think they're scary and weird and boring, and I think maybe I'm weird and boring, so maybe⦠Maybe a snake would like me."
HEY SO I'VE BEEN SHOT
he was initially formed out of pottery clay but came to life because it was his hearts true wish to be the best hockey player in the world
Connor played Lance so well, you just can't help rooting for him š„ŗ
I always think itās fun to imagine their HR characters actually do a lot of their commercials and stuff in-universe. So Iām thinking Ilya does a guest spot on a crime show just for fun and then Shane gets weirdly horny for his messed up villain character and makes him roleplay shit.
Collins is gone.
Namaygoosisagagun First Nation/Collins has burned to the ground. The entire community is nothing but ashes after being quickly consumed by wildfires. They did not have any support from emergency services, and no one offered aid. The community saved themselves by escaping into boats because no one came.
Mishkeegogamang and Cat Lake have lost power. Families are ending up in shelters with nothing. Armstrong, Lac La Croix, Whitesand, Gull Bay, Lac des Mille Lacs are currently in the fires path and all members are being evacuated.
All this loss, all this devastation, and it was entirely preventable.
After steadily underfunding wildland firefighting and purposefully excluding Indigenous wildland firefighters and Indigenous wildfire organizations from wildfire operations, firefighter training, decisionmaking, and resource exchanges, in 2025, Doug Ford slashed the forest firefighting budget.
It's hard to ignore his decision to cut funding and leave us out of adequate fire training (even though we've lived with forest fires for thousands of yearsāfar longer than settlers have been in Canadaāand made sure fires like the ones we're all seeing today were prevented through kinisitotÄn) when, despite making up less than 5% of the population, we account for 42% percent of all wildfire evacuations in Canada.
And when we are successfully evacuated, we face discrimination and racismālike Kashechewanābecause it's always been easier to blame us than it is to blame the true culprit: denialism, corportate greed, and colonization.
The people of Collins and every other impacted community deserve better.
Right now, the AFN is currently accepting donations to help Collins First Nation. If you're able to, please consider donating.
ONWA (Ontario Native Women's Association) is another great place to donate to. They have outreach vans going to motels and inns and offering food, water, resources, and cultural support to those impacted by the wildfires.
Other places to consider donating to are Mikinakoos Emergency Fund, Red Cross, True North Aid, Indigenous Climate Action. You can also send donations directly to Whitesand First Nation via e-transfer ([email protected]) and they request that you add your full name in the e-transfer comment section to receive a tax receipt.
*Before sending money, verify that the appeal appears on an official First Nation, Tribal Council or registered charity channel.
If you can't offer financial support, please consider donating items of need. Moontime Connections is currently accepting drop-off donations. If you live in the Thunder Bay area, Namaygoosisagagun Health Office is also taking in donations! They can also bemailed to Superior Inn Hotel & Conference Centre at 555 West Arthur Street, Thunder Bay, ON, P7E 5P8.
items needed are: food, diapers, medical masks, menās and womenās joggers (all sizes), childrenās clothing (newborn to size 14), childrenās shoes, summer clothing, menās clothing, toiletries (lotion, Vaseline, toothpaste, toothbrushes, shampoo, conditioner, soap, deodorant, etc.), strollers, adult depends-all sizes, dog & cat food
wÄ«ya ispÄ«h iyiniw-kiskÄ«yihtamowin pasikÅpayiki kÄwi askiy ta-iyihyÄ«makan

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Ilya at certain points has the air of that one really faggy sugar bowl from sword in the stone
what do you think Ilya was hoping subconsciously from the tuna melt situation? More friendship added to their situation? More emotional entanglement?
idk if he was hoping for anything specifically, i donāt see ilya as like, an emotional planner. like he doesnāt visualize a future he just assumes he doesnāt have one. he has classic CPTSD where his time horizon is really short. itās not just that he thinks he wonāt survive, i think he fully cannot imagine himself in 15 years due to PTSD related concepts of self and time that are too complicated for me to write about right now because my brain is kinda scattered. anyways so he was scheming to get shane to spend the night but that was as far as his plan went. his grand plan was cuddles. and hot fish.
Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Letās spread the self-love š
this is so sweet š my personal gurlsrool favs are:
hope it hurts like you hurt me (e, 5.5k)
in which Shane stands up to the voyageurs and Ilya sucks his dick about it
Iām so proud of how this one turned out and I had SO much fun writing it. The ending was entirely unplanned, exhibitionist Shane just possessed me. I HIGHLY recommend the podfic by jennisaisquoi
where the lovelight gleams (e, 10k)
an Ilya POV character study of his Christmas days through the year
This is my least popular HR fic but I truly donāt mind. I think the people who get it, get it! I loved really sinking my teeth into book Ilya here. I also explored Shaneās extended family which I LOVED doing. This one ALSO has an amazing podfic by @diabolicalworldwriter
Iāll be Jane (m, 7k)
Shaneās sexts leak and the whole world roasts āJaneā for being a boring sexter. He doesnāt spiral about this at all
Conversely, this is my most popular fic in the fandom (and my most popular fic ever, jesus). I think itās because I almost wrote it as a missing episode. I write a lot of outsider POVs but I loved being so close to Shane for this one. If I could write it again, all Iād change would be to make Shane even hornier. Again, thereās a podfic by the wonderful @diabolicalworldwriter
Everyone take a few deep breaths. The next 2 are not HR fics, I wrote them for the check please fandom last year
both alike in dignity (m, 16k)
AU where Jack plays lacrosse and he and Bitty fall into a secret relationship
I had fun with this one because itās a bit different from my typical fics. Itās a lot longer than my oneshots usually are and it has rom com vibes. This is the kind of fic I only wrote because I wanted to read it but couldnāt find it lol and Iām so glad I did!
if thereās nothing missing in my life (unrated, 11k)
Jack and Kent swap bodies and get angsty as fuck about it (a Jack/Bitty fic)
Why yes, I did return to the check please fandom with a pov fic from its most contentious character. And itās a body swap fic! Those are so tricky to write so this one had to make the cut lol. It also has some of my favorite lines Iāve written in a fic
Also, honorable mention to my goofiest HR fic, of a certain age in which Cliff becomes convinced that Ilya is dating an elderly person. Sustaining miscommunication based humor for that long was a CHALLENGE. And Iād also like to shout out the amazing podfic by @sweatersinthesummer
Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.
If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.
Everyone says you can make an excellent salad dressing with lemon juice or balsamic, olive oil, and some basic spices and they are LYING. āBetter than a restaurantā my ASS. It just tastes like oily vinegar/lemon juice this is not a dressing society is built upon this lie that even a sweetgreen employee will say to your face.
How am I supposed to eat all this kale when it now tastes like greasy stomach acid???? And donāt even say tahini, tahini is not going to save this

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Personal under cut
Iām supposed to start my clinical placement September 1. Technically my paperwork finalizing this is two weeks late because my placement supervisor and my program director have been arguing with each other via email using me as a proxy. Neither of them will budge on an interpretation of the rules. Director says supervisors license doesnāt count, supervisor says it absolutely does and Iām just in the corner like āplease somebody give in because I have no power here I cannot make this decisionā but they both keep arguing with me like I can do anything about this. Iām so paranoid this placement will fall through because one of them gets too pissed at the other and my career education and finances will be fucked. Also Iām having a crazy flare up but Iām about to lose my health insurance because Iām planning to quit my job to do this placement so Iām planning to just eat my body weight in turmeric and fish oil and pretend everything is fineeeeeee
Plus side is itās been a month almost and I love my new apartment still so much
I know canon dictates that Ilya never really felt grounded in Boston and I've only been to Boston like twice in my whole life but something about Ilya being a creature of those streets appeals to me. What's his Dunkin' order, Mass people?