take Ilya's dick out of your mouth before you talk

Shane two days after their big “I love you” moment at the cottage once again sitting up against the headboard staring off into nothingness. Ilya wakes up himself this time & immediately flops onto Shane’s chest & is joking around goinf Haha babe are you planning our entire future some more? This time can you tell me at what point we adopt a dog? But then Shane very seriously goes “I told you not to jump.” & now Ilya is staring at him wondering if he’s too tired for his brain to actually comprehend English or if Shane is just saying shit but then Shane goes “the MLH awards. In 2011 on the rooftop. You looked so sad & I told you losing wasn’t worth jumping over. I didn’t know. Fuck I’m so sorry but I didn’t know.” & now there are tears in Shane’s eyes but Ilya doesn’t even really remember what he’s talking about. He knows Shane means winning rookie of the year, remembers making out with him that night, but every other detail is blurry. But also Shane is crying & apologizing for a throwaway comment he made once years ago & his eyes are shining in the moonlight & he’s so beautiful & cares about Ilya so much that Ilya can’t stop the tears from welling up in his own eyes as he hugs Shane close & promises him that it’s okay, really

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

service puppy Shane being good and fetching ilya anything he wants, snacks, beer, etc, so obedient getting whatever he needs and dropping it in his lap, leaning his cheek against ilya’s knee for pets and praise

i love how we can all just blog about pet play and piss and 24/7 power dynamics and everyone's just cheering

Yeah man me and the bros are doing bets on a Hollander-Rozanov divorce on Kalshi. Yeah they fucked up my fantasy stats so I’m rooting against them

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

i hope shane has been having a hot shane summer