take Ilya's dick out of your mouth before you talk

“but you know me, i’m lazy” “i don’t know that side of you at all” kills me. i can’t even talk about it

i don’t know you so i’m not saying it’s not there at all. but i have known your body and your company and your relentless pursuit and the pleasure it brings for years and you have splayed your heart out for me and it is an ugly and twisted and jealous thing and neither of us knows what we want. but i don’t know that side of you at all. eight years, if there is that side to you, i haven’t seen it. little do i know that in your mind that’s all there is to you. i don’t know that side of you at all.

i am so ashamed. and everything i am and have is tinted by the grime of some deep and dark failure that only the people who despise me most and know me best are keenly aware of. what i have i don’t deserve, what i don’t have i’ll never be good enough for. you know me, i’m lazy. but maybe this. the thing nobody knows about, that no one can touch or judge or peer into, maybe this is true. so i offer up my shame and hope you’ll take me anyway. you know me, i’m lazy.

also i love pussy brother what’s up!!!!!! #lmao

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

So from my understanding is there are two(?) YouTubers that are in debate with each other being a "Sponge boomer" and their communities are blowing it up on reddit. Essentially if you're ONLY a fan of sponge Bob seasons 1-3 and the first movie. ONLY. You're a sponge boomer. If you think anything else is good (after the creator died) then you're just a sponge Bob fan. Theres WAY more but that's like. The base line. He talked about it a lot a few weeks ago and I forgot most of it. So anyways. If you like the old stuff, you're a sponge boomer. If you like the newer stuff, the tiktok rotted your brain and you can only like and watch overly animated shows.

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

don't get me wrong i love the fact that shane and ilya retcon their relationship to be love at first sight. like good for them!! but when i look at the source material im like .. you were charmed. you were jealous. he had everything you wanted (supportive family and his country behind him, able to be big and brash and move through life with ease) and you wanted to see if you could make him feel good (can you debauch the golden boy, can you be good for the man who's had everyone) but the love didn't come until you started to take apart the things that attracted you to this person in the first place. shane fell in love with the ilya who checked in on him and with the sweetness behind the barbs and with the ilya who couldn't stop kissing him in that stairwell. and ilya fell in love with the shane who thinks buffalo is stupid and can barely get his shoes off before he throws himself at ilya and can't tell his parents he's gay because he's suffocating behind his own image not because he thinks they don't love him but because he wants to honor everything they've done for him. and so it's really nice that ilya goes "i loved you from the first time i saw you" but i, omniscient reader, call bullshit. i think you love that boy now because no version of you could ever not love any version of him. but at the time i think you were mostly just curious and then the love grew despite all odds in the most hostile of circumstances because everything you learned about each other made you want more and more and more. and also probably that's even MORE beautiful. so.