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shane: hey :) play better next time best buddy :)
scott: take ilyas dick out of your mouth before you talk to me

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sorry i cant stop thinking about it
shane: hey :) play better next time best buddy :)
scott: take ilyas dick out of your mouth before you talk to me

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what a great day to remember that ilya rozanov and shane hollander are equally down bad for one person and one person only and that's all we'll ever see play out on our screens
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I KNOW that the head ilya got post meeting shane’s parents and proving that he’s a certified™ good guy and suitable partner for their son was crazyyy, and ilya’s definitely all sweet and happy after successfully being shane’s boyfriend where other people could see and maybe he wants more of that cute domesticity he’s never been able to have but shane’s just looking at him, like a wild animal, before going ‘ilya take your pants off right now’ and then he uno reverses the rozanov tornado blowjob

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you can literally see him already making plans omg
"That is enough sharing for tonight, Barrett."
Every day of my life I am fighting the war against people who don't know how athletic diets work or perhaps even how food works
Do people know that food can taste good and be healthy. Do people know that spices don't actually impact macros.
no no listen to me. listen to me. the sports is exactly the point. like, if this were a sport where you need to cut weight like MMA or something, sure, there's some calorie restriction going on. but hockey??
the main problem these guys are going to have is that eating enough calories to maintain their muscle mass is both time-consuming and exhausting. there's a reason nhl teams are constantly giving these guys food - it's a full time job to keep them fed.
the average relatively active person needs, we know, about 2000 calories a day. hockey players can burn over 1200 calories in a 90 minute game. and it's actually super complicated for them to consume enough calories that they won't actually pass out on the ice without also having to use the bathroom during a game!! that's why fat stores are so important for hockey players - that and because during a playoffs run it's actually impossible to balance calories-in-calories out and they WILL be losing weight for the duration of the playoff run, so they need weight they can lose without eating their own muscles.
within 30 minutes after a game, a 200lb/90kg pro hockey player should consume 90-120g of carbs and 20-30g of protein or else they will not be able to maintain their performance. for reference, that's a little less than half of what a reasonably active non-athlete of the same weight should be eating in an entire day.
if we want shane to be dysfunctionally controlling about his food, here's what it would realistically look like: weighing his food and stressing about not getting enough grams of protein. forcing himself to eat cold leftover chicken and he doesn't have the patience to heat it up or season it because he's not even hungry and he's so fucking tired but he hasn't hit his macros for today. religiously monitoring his calorie output because he accidentally ran an extra mile this morning and now he has to eat 200 extra calories and he already had a plan to hit 3600 today but now he has to hit 3800 and he needs to calculate mineral and vitamin content into the difference to make sure he has enough fucking zinc to recover from getting hit during a game and NO hayden i can't go out dancing with you tonight are you INSANE do you know how many calories you can burn in one hour of vigorous dancing??
Quite frankly yall need to be projecting more on the doms. Make the DOM have guilty sexual fantasies !!! Maybe the DOM is shamefully staring at the ceiling after waking up from a dream!!! Yall are cowards. Do none of you have any appreciation for the noble dom identity crisis. Do none of you have any respect for guilty sadists with control issues and who desperately want autonomy for once in their damn lives and who just want to Keep someone, for once, who want to be allowed to Want and Take . Do NONE of yall have any respect for sadists realizing with horror how badly they want to hurt the person they would do anything to protect and take care of and make smile? Cowards, all of you.
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your assigned ilya of the day thinks he may have hurt shane's feelings fr. and he doesn't like it. :c
god I can’t wait to see two truly huge dudes fuck raw and rough on my television. perhaps while saying ‘I love you’ ….
MY Ilya would feed a raccoon at the cottage much to Shane’s chagrin. “But Shaaaane he’s soooo cute!! Look at his little hands! We could make him a little hockey stick and teach him how to play! Shane, Anya needs a brother. He could pet her! With his little hands!”
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Shane and Ilya deserve to fuck on a bed covered in money that they stole from wealthy casino owner Roger Crowell.
Snowy evening ❄️🌃