take Ilya's dick out of your mouth before you talk

ilya's obsession with grabbing shane's jaw......turning shane this way and that by his jaw.........shoving shane back by his jaw.......clenching his hand around shane's jaw.......stroking shane's jaw......sucking shane's jaw........smacking shane's jaw......opening shane's jaw to slide his dick, his fingers, his entire gigantic desire into shane's throat.....woweeeeee

i just think like yes ilya obviously puts shane one a pedestal because he view shane as being this perfect good person who is going to realize that he is rotten and bad and leave him but shane also puts ilya on a pedestal of “well ilya and i are at the top together. that might happen to other people but ilya isn’t other people he’s ilya.” and i think they both need to realize they they are just fallible people. Or don’t and just be a crazy codependent couple if that’s what makes them happy.

shane and rose at a lunch catch up and rose is complaining because she stopped taking birth control so now she has to use condoms all the time and shane says something like i’m so glad i can’t get pregnant because i love when ilya…and then promptly stops himself when he realizes what he was about to admit and rose is like you just told me so much about your sex life that i didn’t need to know, please keep going

i really think if they did petplay the word puppy would not be involved. shane is ilya's DOG he should be old enough to know better than to misbehave but instead ilya has no choice but to put him in his crate. no he can't come up on the couch anymore he's too big. ilya might need to take him to the vet because he can't stop humping things even though they got him fixed (caged and locked full-time) a year ago

‘i wonder how jacob is going to adapt the boxing day fight… i really hope he takes all the toxicity out and especially the part where ilya backs shane into the wall :(’ okay well i actually love that ilya’s been bottling up all his anger and resentment and fear and communicating in passive aggressive eyerolls for months and blows up out of nowhere during a nice boxing day afternoon and then shane responds by saying the nastiest most hurtful most breathtakingly clueless thing he can think of like a cornered animal and then ilya pulls his usual emotional cutoff and tells him to get the fuck out of his house because he’s done with the fight he started now and then shane refuses to leave and keeps repeating the same question over and over again and then ilya straight up has a cptsd rage blackout and realizes in a very visceral and horrifying way how deeply maladaptive his coping mechanisms are because by refusing to acknowledge that he has any needs at all in order not to hurt shane he is now HURTING SHANE <3 like i know it makes both of them cry and have to take a very hard look at how they’ve been acting as partners and people but it makes me happy to get all that catharsis so :)

okay, okay, ill watch heated rivalry

Oh I see the Scott hunter serial killer thing is just canon