take Ilya's dick out of your mouth before you talk

Rose was a closeted lesbian to me the second she mentioned all her past gay boyfriends,,, dating almost exclusively closeted gay men? That is a #1 closeted lesbian experience. Also, her being so chill about Shane being gay,,, "It's really okay Shane!! You can come out to Me. Because I am such an understanding Ally™ I don't even really care that you were never sexually attracted to me for the entirety of our relationship. Because of my Allyship™"-> I know what you are 🫵🫵🫵🫵

I believe deep in my bones that Ilya and Shane both indulge in private romantic fantasies but they're polar opposites. Ilya is daydreaming about kissing under the stars and holding hands and wearing each other's hoodies while traveling the world together. Meanwhile Shane has constructed an elaborate cohesive ongoing narrative where he single-handedly saves Ilya from certain death. In his daydreams that man is running into burning buildings, escaping tsunamis, taking down shooters, and fighting stalkers. He's walking through hurricanes, wrestling wild animals, and engaging in deadly highspeed car chases. Just the most insane intense shit you can imagine. And Ilya is lying there next to him like Yay I love cuddling my boring husband :) while Shane vividly fantasizes about Ilya calling him a smart good brave boy for saving him from psychological thriller villains. Do u see the vision. Because Shane does.

hollanov long distance era where ilya sometimes texts shane about the random things he finds during the day that’s shaped like a heart. heart shaped rock, heart shaped leaf, heart shaped clouds etc etc and says “for u my love” and shane spends and embarrassing amount of time staring at the heart shaped pillar detail and ilya’s “thinking of u” text because he thinks of ilya all the time too but he couldn’t imagine putting it into texts as accurately as ilya would. so shane goes on adventures to find heart shaped things too, and they send it back and forth to each other like secret messages, and they never have to delete them

shane hollander is a jock, a dude, a 200 pounds man, a captain, he's been giving interviews and speeches before he could even walk, he plays in front of thousands and thousands of people and loud af crowds, he's a performer, he's constantly in front of cameras, he's been under scrutiny his whole life, he's an athlete, he breathes-eats-sleeps-shits sport, he swears, he's masculine, his hockey gear is probably putrid, he's a certified mcgymbro™, he only wears athletic stuff, he models, he does commercials, his main personality trait is hockey, he's kissed and hugged by his sweaty teammates in the locker room, he's ripped, he's an asshole, he's sarcastic, he's a bitch, he uses "fuck" every three words, he hires a stylish and a designer because his taste is bro. and he is all that while being neurodivergent too. and a bottom.