sorry i cant stop thinking about it
shane: hey :) play better next time best buddy :)
scott: take ilyas dick out of your mouth before you talk to me

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sorry i cant stop thinking about it
shane: hey :) play better next time best buddy :)
scott: take ilyas dick out of your mouth before you talk to me

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“he is visiting… and we’re…”
“lovers ☺️”
shane lightly and wordlessly headbutting his forehead against ilya’s mouth to get a forehead kiss blaze post
been consumed for the past two days about "that's french, ilya" / "yes, i know, shane" like ilya is SO fond of him. he's emotionally wrung out & exhausted & the wet mumbly way he says it like he just can't fucking help himself, the affection pulled out of him completely raw and honest.
okay have we as a fandom come to any consensus on how old show!scott is? because i have thoughts
book!scott was born 1988, kip 1991 (same year as shane and ilya)
the show timeline has kip turning 26 in 2014, so show!kip was born in 1988
from this we can probably infer that show!scott was born in 1985? making him 6 years older than Shane and Ilya
however he could also be older than that. we just don't know. what are your thoughts??
ilya rozanov voice scott hunter is born before they had years. so sad :(

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genuinely scares me that people believe shane is slow and has a weak backhand just because ilya said it. so no one remembers that commentator in episode 1 calling shane "incredibly fast"? no one knows that the sweetest way of teasing a loved one is by ribbing them about something that is obviously and absurdly factually inaccurate about them so there is no chance they could actually be hurt by it? no one remembers that hollanov's primary method of expressing their affection is teasing? woah
Black ppl deserve to feel safe and welcomed on the internet, on fandoms on whatever community or hobbies they want without having to deal with antiblack racist attacks, microaggressions or enablers of antiblackness . And if u genuinely consider urself to be left leaning or an ally or woke you should do and try to unlearn the colorism, texturism , eurocentrism and antiblackness
ilya makes shane smile in that way where only the very corner of one side of his mouth twitches and turns up, the really sweet one when paired with his gentle eyes, and ilya reaches out and touches his thumb to that spot, says, "mine".
shane raises his eyebrows. "what?"
"this," ilya says, moving his thumb back and forth. "when this goes up. is mine."
"oh you're claiming my smiles now?"
"yes. also this—" ilya seeks out and pokes a spot high on shane's right cheek, "—this freckle."
"mmm, okay. anything else?"
ilya makes an 'I'm thinking' face. "probably. but I cannot think of anything now. I will get back to you on this," said in the tone shane reads his emails in. shane smiles fully and leans in. ilya copies him till they're nose to nose. brushing.
"well you don't have to think about it," shane says, "because it's all yours."
ilya asks, "what is?"
"me." shane puts his arms around ilya's neck, tilts his head, says into ilya's lips, "I'm all yours."
big dick shane 🙂↕️ the first time ilya gets him to properly fuck his face (shane on his back in bed, ilya between his thighs, just like their first time) shane keeps apologizing for how big he is (on anyone else it would be cocky but with how earnestly he says it it just makes ilya so hard he gets dizzy) but it just feels so good & he cant help but stutter his hips up and ilya chokes a bit and grips his hips harder but doesnt push him down against the mattress so he keeps thrusting and ilyas face is red and his lips are stretched obscenelyyy wide and when shane comes in his mouth ilya pulls off and crawls up the mattress to kiss shane (& drips shanes own come back into his mouth) & hes still short for breath when he jerks off all over that useless massive dick
SHANE ‼️APOLOGIZING ‼️ for how BIG IT IS??????????? I could kiss you
Ilya after an Ottawa vs Boston game “Sorry boys, I can’t go out tonight. The old ball and chain wants me home.”
“…You mean Hollzy?”
“First of all, Shane would never chain me down, he picks me up he is the wind beneath my wings. He is the light of my life my moon and my stars. He doesn’t bring me down, he raises me up. Don’t you dare ever fucking suggest that again. I meant Cliff Marlow. We’re cooking him dinner.”

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do y'all ever randomly remember ilya shooting a fucking puck at the plexiglass making shane shriek in front of an arena of grown men bc he was jealous of the reporter. what was that
the Ottawa Centaurs slowly coming together
Shilya honeymoon shane has his little fruity drinks the whole time With little umbrellas his sunglasses are on Hes putting sunscreen on ilyas tits He has his vodka cran
Shane waiting for practice to start in like 2006
shane and his emotional support bicep

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I think I'm emotionally ready to reread the long game.