fae bard

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

I dont remember saying that

the best analogy imo for ocd is mosquito bite. its so itchy its driving you crazy and you know scratching it will make it itch so much worse later but you need it to stop right now and scratching it feels so good and even when you dont want to scratch it and you feel like you could handle the itch you cant even stop your hand from scratching the second you stop focusing on not scratching. except ☝️ what if it was inside your brain and instead of an itch it was terrifying overwhelming distress

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

i have to admit i don’t understand why watching your sports team win makes you want to jump on a car windshield

my best guest is that it’s all the pent up energy and tension but unlike the players you can’t really it on the court so it needs somewhere to go

To give my answer as someone studying sociology: in high energy social situations like sports matches, people can be swept up by "social currents", or intense, contagious moods that inspire behavior you normally wouldn't engage in. Basically, it's not just the fact that you have energy, but that the people on the field or TV screen and the people around you also have energy, and have strong emotions, and your energy and emotions are bouncing off each other and intensifying. It's like how when someone else laughs you're more likely to also laugh, but to an extreme, and with behavior you wouldn't normally do if your brain wasn't caught up in the rush. See also: how some speeches or protests can turn to riots if people get riled up. So, it's not really a "want" as it is an impulse caused by your brain going HELL YEAH WE'RE ALL FEELING THIS TOGETHER AAAAAHHHHH. The "social" in "social species" strikes again