Stay Cute

music on max volume so i don’t hear my own thoughts

And then I reblogged every post I saw. Like a whore.

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

i read tumblr like the morning paper

Nature is healing

you could spell it like horce

Got that pussy that tastes like McDonald's sprite

which one of you cowards just unfollowed me

ppl get really angry when you tell them that it's possible to flirt without intent to flirt. like girl you can do fucking anything without intent. intent isn't real. we made that shit up.

steven universe fans sucked but none of yall get it. we were suffering, im so sorry we lashed out. it was the sigh of the opressed

they made us wait 5 months for an episode about how a character called mr smiley had a friend named mr frowny