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did you seriously just allocate skill points mid conversation...? thats so rude...

okay well you've been save scumming this whole date so like....

*loads back to before you noticed*

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

daddy hit the big leagues

Aging userbase

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

Pokémon evolutions

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

They were cooking with this interpretation actually

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry