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guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

save it for linkedin brother

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

i have tested positive for tzatziki

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics

Joy and whimsy detected! 🦈 <- this grout white shark is joyful and whimsical!

straight up i haven’t been looking for a new job i’ve just been blowing each and every unemployment check on balloons to tie to people’s chihuahuas to make them float away never to be seen again

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

the enemy drank water today. did you?

it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that resembles the grave but isn’t