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i'm not dying on this hill, I'm killing you on it actually.

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible