that spindly motherfucker

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

nothing pisses me off more than a proud “no msg!” label on something. shut up you dumb bitch put the msg back in there so it tastes good. idiot

Nothing worse when looking at food than seeing "We made the food worse cause we're racist" on the container

it's a metroidvania if you get to skitter on the walls like some kind of buge

its a soulslike if there are npcs like "you just missed the Beheading, o damned one, but there will be another soon enough"

its a puzzle game if there's a series of buttons that all affect the same set of things in different subsets

i really cannot emphasize the bug thing enough you gotta let me skitter

I just got the funniest caution message at the beginning of a Wikipedia article

thinking about how if grace HAD gone back to earth he would've been put in quarantine first thing. three years alone in space or whatever on the way back and the first thing humanity does is take him out of his lonely box and put him in another lonely box. and i know they would have to and it would make sense and be smart, and grace would know that also but still. still. and then they'd let him out and where would he go?? he was never supposed to come back. no one paid the rent on his apartment. if stratt kept his things she kept them in storage somewhere. no one is waiting for him to come home because he was never supposed to, and who would even wait anyways, and his students are all grown up now, and maybe stratt gets him a house somewhere out of gratitude for his service but how can he ever go back to teaching middle school?? there would be paparazzi swarming the school. it's unsustainable. it wouldn't be fair to the kids. because the whole world would know who ryland grace is--there was no reason for stratt not to reveal the identity of the astronauts once they were gone. every single person on earth would know his name, but no one would know him, because the one other soul who ever really did is lightyears away probably going through the same thing.

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive