that spindly motherfucker

I think this is one of the craziest videos I’ve ever seen

now i don’t know enough about omegaverse to say anything definitively but from what i have seen it certainly looks like it emulates insects much more than wolves.

like if you’re looking for an animal with strictly defined castes and extensive use of pheromones you are looking for ants i think

You can read the most accurate transcript here, alongside the racist edited one.

Yeah I remember a few years ago when I found this out through Feminista Jones and was mad but not that surprised because white woman so….

This sent me down a bit of a research rabbit hole and I found a cool thing where afro Dutch women read Sojourner’s speech aloud in their contemporary Dutch dialects in hope of offering a more truthful rendition of her authentic Dutch voice.

i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me

when i was taking my first year anatomy lab, we’d occasionally find a cadaver where things would branch off or attach in the wrong order, and when we’d ask our prof about it, he’d just shrug and say “they must not have read the book”

When my friend was in med school one of the cadavers donated for them to autopsy didn't have a belly button, just smooth skin.

....duuude.

Yeah, I don't discover the anatomical weirdness but I've had clients come in with extra ribs, missing ribs, extra vertebra, accessory muscles (that's when you have duplicates - sometimes fine, sometimes not), bones connected where they shouldn't be (spoiler: if your lumbar spine is connected to your hip, it Causes Problems), all sorts of stuff. Bodies are weird!

even the things you never think about are a spectrum

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

nothing pisses me off more than a proud “no msg!” label on something. shut up you dumb bitch put the msg back in there so it tastes good. idiot

Nothing worse when looking at food than seeing "We made the food worse cause we're racist" on the container

it's a metroidvania if you get to skitter on the walls like some kind of buge

its a soulslike if there are npcs like "you just missed the Beheading, o damned one, but there will be another soon enough"

its a puzzle game if there's a series of buttons that all affect the same set of things in different subsets

i really cannot emphasize the bug thing enough you gotta let me skitter

I just got the funniest caution message at the beginning of a Wikipedia article

thinking about how if grace HAD gone back to earth he would've been put in quarantine first thing. three years alone in space or whatever on the way back and the first thing humanity does is take him out of his lonely box and put him in another lonely box. and i know they would have to and it would make sense and be smart, and grace would know that also but still. still. and then they'd let him out and where would he go?? he was never supposed to come back. no one paid the rent on his apartment. if stratt kept his things she kept them in storage somewhere. no one is waiting for him to come home because he was never supposed to, and who would even wait anyways, and his students are all grown up now, and maybe stratt gets him a house somewhere out of gratitude for his service but how can he ever go back to teaching middle school?? there would be paparazzi swarming the school. it's unsustainable. it wouldn't be fair to the kids. because the whole world would know who ryland grace is--there was no reason for stratt not to reveal the identity of the astronauts once they were gone. every single person on earth would know his name, but no one would know him, because the one other soul who ever really did is lightyears away probably going through the same thing.

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister