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#me when my friends were all pissed that there were shrieking kids at the public pool on a hot day #listen i'm sure their parents are also not thrilled that we are here with our jbl speaker and alcohol #we can coexist

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working with students who are around my age is so funny bc i think they can tell i'm a chiller but i'm also still the next step up from them on the clinician ladder so i get messages like this

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the last item you held (phone doesn't count) just despawned are you ok with it?

yes

no

GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:(

could be worse

meh

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Living creatures like your pet don't count

#one single chip #good news: I have the rest of the bag

megamindsupremacy

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

#reblogging from wildfire hell

despazito

#it’s always the Siamese mixes too 💀

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pmamtraveller

"Witness my Act and Deed", 1882 - Frank Paton, British (1855 - 1909)

escuerzoresucitado

Good morning

redstonedust

you're disabled? oh youre so brave, i could never imagine living like that! youre so strong for continuing to exist while disabled. it could never be me. i would seriously hate my life if i was in your position. yeah i straight up wouldn't want to be alive if that were me. have you thought about how i feel about your condition? how i wouldn't wanna be alive if i were in your shoes? im just saying. you're so brave.

#i don't mind when people tell me my job is hard and they could never do it #i hate hate hate when people say they could never be diabetic #even though they're ostensibly coming from the same place #like. what do you think the options are #you get over the needles or you die #i had a coworker who would always tell me that she would kill herself if she was diabetic #every time she saw my pump or cgm or anything #and after the second or third time i was like hey man you really gotta stop saying that #she insisted that it was a compliment #drives me nuts #it's just such a gross thing to say

filmnoirsbian

as a lesbian my shameful crush is tom cruise. i think it's mostly a competency thing tbh. and i think he'd be a calming presence during a crisis

Tom Cruise? Calming? You think Tom Cruise would be calming? A calming presence? Tom Cruise? Competency? You think Tom Cruise is competent? Tom? Tom Cruise? Calming? During a crisis? Calming? Tom Cruise? A calming? Presence? Tom Cruise? You think during a crisis Tom Cruise would calm you down? Tom? Tom Cruise?

pterribledinosaurdrawings

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

#my friend who is on call 24 hours 6 days a week with a phone that has a direct line to the public #he gets 20-30 phone calls a day #any time of day or night #and for many of the calls he needs to go in to the clinic #at ANY time #cannot go out of cell service or have a beer at dinner or anything 6 days a week #and has this schedule for six months straight #we want to run a half marathon together on a weekend day in October and he’d need to use a sick day for it #we can’t even go for runs around town without him getting called

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footlongdingledong

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

prokopetz

Worldbuilding exercise #137: imagining how answers regarding mildly obscure trivia about your setting's culture, geopolitics, and history would be phrased on a hypothetical episode of Celebrity Jeopardy (which for the purpose of this exercise exists in that world in precisely the same form as it does in ours).

cappadocius

#the tweet’s time stamp being noon on Christmas adds another level

akaiiros

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

#1. the time will pass anyway 2. do it scared 3. profit ?

aleshakills

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

aleshakills

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

#😔😔😔#everyone at my last job assumed I was straight for some reason

damndorothea

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

#it’s only 9 am #went for a run. made coffee and breakfast #I have so much I need to do to prep for this week

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caspercryptid

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

pine-branches

things humans are known to do when stressed:

-hallucinate

-cry over what seems to be small things

-become furiously angry over what seems to be small things

-hit a self destruct button over and over again

-lose all sense of reality

-becoming straight up unable to communicate

-view every situation as life or death

-experience delusions/become vulnerable to irrational worldviews

-perceive hostility where none exists

-become extremely nauseous and/or throw up

-stop engaging in sleeping/eating/basic hygiene

-stop processing sensory input

-process way too much sensory input all at once

-lash out at others/themselves

-and more!

being able to recognize when a human (ie. you or another person) is so stressed out they cannot think clearly is VERY important for conflict resolution and diffusing emotional crisis. highly recommend trying to train yourself at being able to recognize that state of panic- there is a point in which logic and rationality is useless and you have to address the underlying emotional issue first. knowing that saves everyone a lot of pain and struggle.

#this is such a huge part of medical communication #I am always de-escalating at work #also #you have to assume that people in an emergency or very emotional situation aren’t absorbing like 75% of what you say #i will tell people facts and try to help them make at least semi rational decisions #but a nonzero number of people will come back a week later and say ‘but dr. brownheadedcowbird said xxx!!’#and I have to be like. no. I did not say that. and I know I did not say that because that is not true.#case in point I had a lady last week who came back to see the surgery department #and she was INSISTING I had told her that the surgeon was a man #we do not HAVE a male surgeon #ITS ALL WOMEN #anyway. this is why I try to give people as much information in writing as possible.#in the initial convo I always try to say ‘btw I know this is a lot of info/a lot to take in so don’t worry about memorizing it all’#and 90% of people visibly relax #one less thing for you to worry about bestie

derinthescarletpescatarian

#maybe people think the udders aren’t caked in shit because they’re so far away from the shit hole #i assure you: this is not true

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