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the art of not being ready and doing it anyway will take you far

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xalatath

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

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I think if I saw this image on a bad day I would straight up burst into ugly sobbing

#choking up a little I’m not even joking

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nohoperadio

Are you still bitter about it sometimes?

yes

no

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#4.1% are lying #not even SOMETIMES?

podcastwizard

recently rediscovered a zest for life and it has me thinking the most asinine thoughts. i used to stare at the ceiling agonizing over my insignificance in the universe and now i’m like “the creamer looks so pretty going into the coffee.” “isn’t it amazing i can listen to all the music ever made anywhere i want at any time.” pathetic.

#this kind of thinking is the only reason I haven’t [redacted]#what a joy to see some small birds every day! and to exist in an era where I can listen to A*twins Upside Down whenever I want

soundclown

teethwreath

#fear

skydaemon

qpr first base: watching tv together

qpr second base: experimental surgery

#ME AND WHO

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quietwingsinthesky

friend is trying to convince me this is a common experience and I do not believe her, so

Do you expect to be paid back if you pay for something for your friend while you’re hanging out? (I.E. a ride, a meal, a trinket.)

Yes, always

Yes, but only if it’s above a limit of money

No, never

I don’t buy things for my friends.

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For a more illustrative example, say you go to the movies with a friend and you buy them popcorn, do you expect them at some point to send you money back via cash or through an app of some kind? Will you be upset if they don’t?

#yeah if it’s above like. $20 #not a hard rule but yk

dragon-hoard

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

alex51324

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

amaditalks

hold on. how much of tumblr lives in portland

fidelcostco

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

mushroom-soup-is-my-religion

#TRI MET MENTIONED ‼️

one time i had some unusually nice dreams where someone told me i was doing a good job at work, clients liked me, people i looked up to were happy to see me, etc. buttt i made this mistake of telling one of the staff doctors about this during a conversation about dreams the next day. and she used it to make fun of my for the rest of my shift. like she thought it was so ridiculous to want positive feedback and encouragement?? she kept telling me “good job!!!” and then laughing and walking away. genuinely one of the most hurtful things that’s happened to me all year.

#also every time there’s some sugary food mentioned she’s like ‘omggg I bet that’s like three day of insulin for you’ girl it’s a twix #tell me you don’t know what’s in your food without telling me #that’s less carbs than the fucking sandwich you packed

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harpoonsnotspoons

For the longest time ever I didn't realize the song Californication was Cali and Fornication. I thought it was Californiacation as in turning things into California. ForceCali

harpoonsnotspoons

You want to go to Los Angeles so bad. Mommy wants you to go stand by the Hollywood sign and take photos in Redwood National State Park

#I thought this too #I was like damn that’s right we are forcing our culture onto the rest of the country that’s so true #hollywood. silicon valley. that’s californiacation

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

still think it’s incredible they made a movie musical about pt barnum where the point is like love and accept yourself no matter who you are or what you look like <3 when pt barnum irl was like exploitation georg who lives in a circus and and dehumanizes 10,000 people daily. not sure how they came up with that one

#and now they use the lead single from the soundtrack in ozempic ads

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