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last week at work everyone clapped for me after a procedure and they were joking but it was like doing drugs. which i say as someone who is currently pretty high. we should clap for each other more often.

#do i start making my students clap for each other during rounds #‘how many hours between draws for an ACTH stim?’ ‘one?’ **30 second applause break**

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i would be nothing without 3,000 - 17,000 songs

running for mayor on a platform that depends on installing my patented gem-based economy

preyanimal

love love love this

brownheadedcowbird

Princess Annika is a strong-willed ice-skater who discovers her winged horse companion, Brietta, is actually her long-lost sister.

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and zendaaaaaya is meechee

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Princess Annika is a strong-willed ice-skater who discovers her winged horse companion, Brietta, is actually her long-lost sister.

sayorithot

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

gyarutau

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

i hope my niece someday googles my dog platelet transfusion research* and is like “wtf was she on about” the way i try to look up my uncle’s math research and say “this can’t be a real thing people study”

*disclaimer this is probably what i’m going to write my thesis and publish on but idk yetttt it could be imha or something endocrine

boymounter

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

#TOPOLOGY MENTIONED!!!#who knows goerss-hopkins obstruction theory. DM me.

live performances of all time:

- silver springs 1997

- stairway to heaven 2012 (heart cover)

- ?

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transfemininomenon

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

mitch mcconnell crab rave soon?

rockabillywife

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

#me whenever someone doesn’t like me

eternalgirlscout

had a dream that I was arguing with someone who insisted that kissing could be platonic but ONLY within a very specific mathematical range of angles and percentages of lip contact. like a level of granularity you'd need a protractor to figure out. this wasn't about personal comfort, it was a universal law. and I was getting really mad and eventually yelled "TONGUE can be platonic!!" and now I understand how ancient philosophers felt when they had revelations of truth revealed to them in a dream

#who hasn’t smooched a friend!

bugshroom

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

untitledrockshow

dream blunt rotation

#what??#I’ve had some of my very worst ideas passing a joint around

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freakoutgirl

This is how June is going to feel

freakoutgirl

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this

iphigeniacomplex

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

#me at work

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