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love clickbait articles called “THE SAD TRUTH BEHIND JIMOTHY” like anyone thought that was a healthy animal who would live a long and normal life

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it's not right and it's not nice! to try to kill the same thing twice!

i have left the major city i lived in for the last 14 months. now i am living in a rural college town. i went to the only club* in town with my new coworkers. the only person on the dance floor was a skinny white boy in a short sleeve button down tucked into his khakis with a newsboy cap, shuffling FLAWLESSLY. we all need to spend more time in remote agricultural clubs. what else could we learn.

*it's a bar that has a DJ and dance floor about once a month

#i was hooting and hollering go boy go #he looked like. 19. i'm sure he was 21 but i'm 27 now so anyone under 23 looks like an infant #in my dreams it was a footloose situation #he's from the anabaptist community 20 miles over the state line and this is the only place he can express himself

exmoors

Ok no more today good night horses

saltedume

#I’ll take that

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eelhound

“How does one hate a country, or love one?… I know people, I know towns, farms, hills and rivers and rocks, I know how the sun at sunset in autumn falls on the side of a certain plowland in the hills; but what is the sense of giving a boundary to all that, of giving it a name and ceasing to love where the name ceases to apply? What is love for one’s country; is it hate for one’s uncountry? Then it’s not a good thing. Is it simply self-love? That’s a good thing, but one mustn’t make a virtue of it, or a profession.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Left Hand of Darkness (1969)

64mpg

do you consider yourself confident

yes

no

nuance

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

#yes with nuance #I’m confident but anxious #I don’t think there’s anything wrong with me but I want to make sure I’m doing things the right way when possible #I mean. some things are wrong with me. but in a pretty average way

ajani

One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them

boarofthenorth100

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable

draculagerard

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

#lowkey Mike core

teaboot

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

angel-stars

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

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evardstentacles

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

#warrior cats 😭#I NEVER READ THEM

brainscrewz

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

pilgrimattinkercreek1974

Top ten vanity plates ever spotted….no question

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that

kosmogrl

lightninggrave

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

aokozaki

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

lightninggrave

posting is exactly like beowulf

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sigmaleph

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

bleekay

#the last two weeks have been RUFF #moving and setting up all the new stuff and paying the last bills from the old place. WOOF #at least my landlady prorated July and gave me like 25 days rent back without me even asking for it #yk what Marie you committed a lot of cheapskate moves and I think I was technically squatting for 8 months but you’re okay. you’re okay.

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