There shall be a fire that knows the naming of you

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

there's two people fishing at the swim beach for some reason, as if that could possibly be good fishing. go try somewhere else guys, i kicked the only one nearby

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

my feeling about youtube video essays and w/e is there need to be a reason it's a video and not a blog post or audio podcast. what is the visual component adding to your message? if the answer is "nothing of substance", type it up instead

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating

the cursed blade compels you to grind against it between your legs

its interesting how the people who say "my trauma made me funny" are never actually funny just uncomfortably self-deprecating

just one time i’d love to hear someone say “my trauma made me a dour unfunny serious bitch” like please

Heteronormativity just seems like people making up weird arbitrary rules and then getting mad at each other for breaking them and it all looks so miserable to me

A straight guy told me he's going to therapy to figure out why the idea of having children and being in a monogamous marriage doesn't appeal to him and I was just like idk man that describes like 90% of my friends including me and we're all literally fine but good luck I guess?