These insatiable aspirations make me whole!

would anyone be interested in a pdf of all of the i am in eskew transcripts combined together

what the fuck man you cant do that

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

Every work of art says things the creator hasn’t considered, but if you’ve really thought about what you’re trying to say then generally the additional dimensions you didn’t know it had are in alignment with your purpose, whereas if you think you’re making no cultural comment at all you are actually making a LOT of cultural comments, most of which will be unflattering to you

“I don’t want to make anything with cultural dimensions. That’s why I only write within the genre that is legally sequestered away from every other kind of storytelling because of my culture’s attitude towards depictions of sex.”

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

listening to shelterwood is funny to me personally bc solomon is just having a super artsy time producing the podcast this whole time... i can't stop thinking of them sitting at their computer with ableton open, putting freesounds sfx audio in the tracks behind their own mental breakdowns and their friend almost dying LOL

same energy as mark cambria in video palace literally canonically putting these cartoonish horror music soundbytes in his episodes over audio of him getting his shit rocked and almost dying

Listen. His best friend didnt get inducted into an HOA cult in an alternate dimension for him to do a shitty job producing their podcast. Whole-assing it is literally the least he could do.

I want everyone to be aware that Sam Stark, the actor who played Solomon Crocket also did our dialogue cuts for the first season as well - meaning that, in a way, Solomon really did edit the show

Can't tell you how frequently I encounter posts on here for people with entirely opposite issues to me

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christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

i think even if someone lives there right now they should let you go into your childhood home like once a year just to check it out

"my childhood home was traumatic" don't go then. this post is about me