These insatiable aspirations make me whole!

would anyone be interested in a pdf of all of the i am in eskew transcripts combined together

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

what the fuck happened to my post

Shh... We're reading about the cockroach wife tulpa

do you think city denizens do the mamdani/bat signal thing but for association directors and color fixers

Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

monsterqueerplatonic

Aces are welcomed and are valued members in the monsterfucker community.

This is asexual joy!

sighhhhhhh i love the silt verses………… do you all know that i love the silt verses…………………… have i mentioned that i in fact fucking love the silt verses—

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.