would anyone be interested in a pdf of all of the i am in eskew transcripts combined together
here it is!
update: added episode headers and changed all the fonts to times new roman!
update 2: cover page, table of contents added!
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would anyone be interested in a pdf of all of the i am in eskew transcripts combined together
here it is!
update: added episode headers and changed all the fonts to times new roman!
update 2: cover page, table of contents added!

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english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!
Okay we've seen the upper limits of what an astronomical budget for filmmaking can do. Let's cap the budget at $500,000 for a few years and see what film teams forced to get creative and utilize unknown actors produce.
As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement
My condolences
put that back
National Lampoon, October 1985
"Why must we Madonna/whore the vegetables?" is a phrase I just felt super glue itself in my lexicon immediately

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reading bad media takes online will never compare to the exquisite torture that is trying to have a conversation about basic literary analysis with your own family members
discussing media with people online: can you please put down the greek mythology for a second and actually read the text in front of you
discussing media with your parents:
I just spent a few minutes looking at the maps of where flock cameras are in my area, and when I found a restaurant or store I know with one nearby, I wrote their corporate site to let them know I’d not be going there again until the cameras were gone.
It didn’t take long but it felt like some tiny bit of good to do. Pit the corporations against this shit, they have far more power than I ever will. Just a thing for spare time if you feel the need to DO something but can’t find a way. Worked for me at least.
If you do- Be polite, send nothing that police could call a threat, and maybe remind them that Flock has been caught using these to spy on children and such. Why would anyone take their family to a big corporate owned restaurant when that’s happening? Things like that.
Be safe and stay sane.
Not a joke, not unreality, and likely not an original idea but if anyone needs a way to pass a couple minutes it feels good. Fuck this bullshit to hell.
Drew my fav character yayayayayayayaay
Today, Jonathan Harker finally remembers that Mina's surname isn't yet Harker... -> recalling their wedding plans -> low budget -> "OH **** I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BACK AT WORK SIX *WEEKS* AGO (no no Sister Agatha you don't need to call for Sister Brunhilde, I'm perfectly calm, it's all fine)"
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My wallet!
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i dont think ive ever been quite as passionate about anything as that person is about not saying hi. its so funny im losing my mind. hi
fill in the form, dimwit

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Rating the current Pjackk clones
"pjackk":
got the original url, committed for the bit for less than 24 hours before vaguing about criticism, now only half-heartedly keeps up the act and isn't very good at it. Embarrassing, 0/10
Bonus points: considers pjackk a lesbian, a conclusion that could only be reached if your entire exposure to the character was via the shadows cast on the cave walls by posts about posts about pjackk. but it's a fun wrinkle in the way that a bad movie is better than a mediocre one. unfortunately not enough to justify the blog's existence.
"pjack":
couldn't get the original url but that didn't stop them. Embarrassing, 0/10.
Bonus points: so far posts less than current pjackk. the posts aren't very good but at least they're keeping up kayfabe. unfortunately not enough to justify the blog's existence.
"gjackk":
It's honestly kinda giving "blease dont think im racist"-era sandsverse fanblog vibes. Embarrassing, 0/10.
Bonus points: the only one of these blogs that feels even vaguely aware of the existence of tekken. using Gun Jack is a cute and fitting touch. unfortunately not enough to justify the blog's existence.
i had a dream last night that there was a new deltarune character named krailey and it just looked like a weird knockoff of ralsei that danced in place like a peanuts character and it pissed ralsei off like crazy
does a stupid gay little dance that pisses everyone ralsei off
anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.
Let me demonstrate my answer for you:
That's it. That's my answer. Endor.
Please just take a look at Han's face right after witnessing 3po float. The man just had his entire worldview blown to smithereens.
that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.
like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.
yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'
thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.
@softness-and-shattering I hate you I hate you I hate you

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they need to add a dust emoji. applications: to express that you have been ground up into dust. when you can't speak and you are coughing up dust. when you are dry and crumble into dust. when you are old and covered with dust. when a villain attacks your home and everything has been reduced to dust
dante!!!! yayy!!!!!