These insatiable aspirations make me whole!

@pensivespacepirate

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pensivespacepirate

would anyone be interested in a pdf of all of the i am in eskew transcripts combined together

pensivespacepirate

here it is!

update: added episode headers and changed all the fonts to times new roman!

update 2: cover page, table of contents added!

#i am in eskew #i yell #im still struggling with tsv's because the patreon transcripts and the website transcripts are slighthhtly different and idk which one to #keep. im more partial to the patreon ver. but the web version's layout looks cleaner #lmk if the eskew one needs a font change or something!#yknow i should probably add a table of contents bcuz i forgot if i exported with built in chapter bookmarks or not #there are built in chapter bookmarks im so happy #i have not done anythign to the tsv transcripts yet it lags everytime i try to do something with it. might work on it later when im home #pinned

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Every time I'm forced by circumstance to hand-sew something, I remember a fairytale I once read. There are lead-up shenanigans as the humble protagonist helps small animals and meets the princess and all that, but in the climax, the princess rigs a contest for her hand by setting her own task: sew her a dress in a single night.

The noble suitors, who have never sewn a thing in their lives, sabotage themselves by their own ambitions: they choose difficult fabrics to work with and cut huge, elaborate patterns and select gems and pearls and beads to sew onto it, and snip such long bits of thread that they lose time detangling their stitches, and ultimately resort to pinning bits together as they run out of time, so that their offerings initially look beautiful and flashy, but when the princess tries them on they stick her with pin ends and fall apart as she moves.

The humble protagonist uses a very simple pattern without embellishments and sews using short lengths of thread (snipped off and threaded for him by little birds of course) which don't tangle and therefore save time. His dress is plain by contrast, but holds together and the princess is able to move freely in it, and so he wins the contest and her hand.

I particularly think about the bit about threading the needle with shorter lengths of thread, needing to tie off more often but avoiding tangles and thereby saving time.

I then ignore that piece of wisdom passed down through who knows how many years and proceed to cut the longest damn length of thread I can manage because I hate tying off beginning or ending knots and I will not subject myself to more of that even if it does mean more tangles along the way.

feyburner

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

loveridden1999

what doesn't kill you makes you overshare on the internet

girllegundo

mutes you but parasocially

did you give me five dollars???

girllegundo

either way now this neutralizes any current mute

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girllegundo

all my hater turn to gators

girllegundo

not a request btw. all my haters are actively turning to gators

koiagain

”Get out of ur comfort zone” i have never been comfortable Ever in my life

cryptid-corpse

They should invent a form of existence that isn't just an endless loop of waking up and feeling misunderstood and alone

koiagain

anxiety disorder more like Ummmm more like stupid fcuking scared disorder

chkq-deactivated20260531

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

therearesomewhocallmemari

babe, are you okay? You're reblogging the "falsehoods aren't true" autofellatio post again

annabelle--cane

FALSEHOODS AREN'T TRUEEEE

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vizreef

NEC TR4E 180-1D // Mobile Phone (Japan, 1985)

plasmalink

The axe forgets. The tree forgets. The squirrels in the forest forget. Nobody remembers

plasmalink

post cancelled

wertfi-penguin

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

geekyhistoriansunite

#the odyssey (2026)

phaeton-flier

OK but like.

Falsehoods aren't true, though?

definitelynotplanetfall

Falsehoods aren't true.

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ceausescue

falsehoods aren't true

chkq-deactivated20260531

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

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