where's my left leg?

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

I'm sorry chupa chups I didn't know your game

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

"heads up that person makes porn" "that person draws fetish art" awesome can i see it?