where's my left leg?

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

cracking my back and accidentally unlocking the hit of acid from 2017 that made me stop arguing with strangers online about cartoons for children