made fun of my ex for flirting with a catholic conservative tguy but i just matched with a hyperlib colloidal silver tincture drinking t guy and i think now my plan is to make them fight like pokemon
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made fun of my ex for flirting with a catholic conservative tguy but i just matched with a hyperlib colloidal silver tincture drinking t guy and i think now my plan is to make them fight like pokemon

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realized i can make the "space" dungeon for my pmd ttrpg just the backrooms
*pointing to an american* you know that thing would eat you if you were a yummy burger, right??
any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for
tarot deck that fucking hates you. tarot deck that wants to hurt you so so bad

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doing core workouts and making noises i havent even made when getting rawed
This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed
vengaboys haiku
We like to party.
We like, we like to party.
We like to party.
so there's a natural order to this world and we need atleast four million mans in boots with armor, vehicles, and firearms to enforce it, otherwise something unnatural might happen
Normal notification to get at 2am
why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath
mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything

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Companies that rushed to replace human labor with AI are now shelling out to have IRL workers to fix the technology's screwups.
Delicious. We love to see it.
@ralfmaximus
Ultimately, she spent 20 hours redoing the copy from scratch — and with her $100-per-hour rate, that meant her client was shelling out $2,000 for copy that likely would have ended up being far cheaper had a human just written it in the first place.
I love stories like this.
Get peer reviewed!
u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers
teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff
you guys would actually date your favourite characters? ngl i always gag a little thinking about that as a concept
would you date your favourite character? let's say they're down.
yes
we'd have sex but not much else
i might say yes but i know it wouldn't work out long term
absolutely the fuck not lmao
Hope this helps!
Going around asking random people to hit their shit is crazy actually this is the one time I’ll side with a Frenchman
have you ever been to a music festival
I don’t care if i time traveled and went to Woodstock I’m not sharing my weed with a stranger unless they pay me
the cities we built with thousands of hands together will come to crumble as everyone now holds the destructive belief that the weight of boulders brick and concrete is to be held by the single pair of that who is not their friend
how being on the internet used to feel vs how it feels now

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Bosses and Coworkers: you've got a great work ethic, going above and beyond
Me: I am literally just doing my job. Everyone else is slacking off.
Everyone Else: (magically knows somehow the secret amounts of work the boss is actually asking of them, which the boss cannot tell anyone for Reasons)
There always seems to be a gap in instructions (from bosses, parents, teachers, friends, whoever) between 'required' and 'expected', and this gap is:
invisible
never explained
always a different size
you have to guess the size
if you guess wrong you either get Praised or In Trouble
At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired
On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation
This post is about the neurodivergent frustration of having to deal with neurotypical authority figures who don't say what they mean but I love the pro-union labor-rights energy I'm seeing in the notes
my brother doesnt have a tumblr so here's his bday gift i got him from work