ask me about my fish monster

in an effort to free the users of this site from the constant squabbling, I have appointed myself supreme arbiter of Tumblr. instead of discoursing you will all now present your issues to me, and I will decide what is right. and that is how it will be

EMERGENCY ORDINANCE 1.0: effective immediately, all tumblr users are now forbidden to discourse about gender, feminism, or lesbianism without also submitting a written reflection on the work of Talia Bhatt, demonstrating satisfactory understanding. a supplementary book report on Stone Butch Blues is not required but will be viewed in a favorable light

lets groove tonight .. impaled on spikes of life

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

the more time you spend in active recovery from any given self destructive behavior or addiction the more you understand the common conception of the "relapse" as defined by a broken "streak" to be, like, so bad for one's own well-being that it would be funny if it weren't resulting in just a lot of misery and death

I told my girlfriend to think of quitting vaping as training her endurance by seeing how long she can run before she gets tired, then doing it again and hoping to go further next time. She said it really helped her.

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face