Mishmash, Hodgepodge, and Folderol

[ID: art of Olruggio from Witch Hat Atelier with his hair covering his eyes and an awkward expression. A sticky note taped to his forehead says: "I forgor" (misspelling of forgot). End ID.]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

DONT STOP ME NOW!

I love that they were very clearly spoofing the Young Frankenstein version of this song.

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n

It’s true and you should say it.

If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0

н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound

you mean, like, ня?

oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now

ня

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED

НЯ

НЯ

OH. GOD.

THATS SO FUNNY

I just saw her at my Chautauqua!! Her hands go so fast and she wears such tall shoes and shiny dresses!

How is it that when I saw the video with the sound off, I knew she was playing Rhapsody in Blue?

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)