Mishmash, Hodgepodge, and Folderol

Mitch McConnell has yet to announce his retirement from the Senate, but rumours are he has embraced a promising new career rattling chains and roaming eerily through the halls.

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make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

World Heritage Post

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

the locked tomb is simply a story about everyone fighting over who gets to be the dead wife