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prometheusascendant

putting up “HELL IS FAKE” billboards in ohio to start a dialogue

zwoelffarben

putting up “OHIO IS HELL” billboards in ohio to continue the dialogue

dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20

putting up ‘OHIO IS OTHER PEOPLE’ billboards in ohio to confuse the dialogue

#the implication that ohio is the only place the hell is real billboards are is also funny tbh

oidheadh-con-culainn

modern medieval fantasies don't have enough weasel-based necromancy

maniculum

Please elaborate on this topic at length

oidheadh-con-culainn

i think i've made my position clear

oidheadh-con-culainn

anyway here are some medieval discussions of weasels and their necromantic abilities:

gerald of wales: The weasel also, when its young are dying from any hurt, recovers and restores them to life by the use of a yellow flower. We are told by persons who have witnessed the fact, having put the whelp to death to make the experiment, that the weasel brought the flower in its mouth, and first applied it to the wound, and then to the mouth, nostrils, and other orifices of the little animal, that it might inhale the odor, by which, through the efficacious touch of the plant, breath was restored, though life seemed extinct, some slight and imperceptible vestiges of it only having remained.

aberdeen bestiary: it is said, also, that they are skilled in healing, so that if by chance their young are killed, and their parents succeed in finding them, they can bring their offspring back to life.

thomas of cantimpré: Accordingly they are said to be expert in all the arts of medicine, so that, if they find their offspring dead, they make them naturally recuperate by means of a herb

also in marie de france's lai eliduc, guildeluec uses a flower she got from a weasel that was resurrecting its weasel friend to resurrect guilliadon

conclusion:

behold, a necromancer

[more about medieval weasel beliefs]

unavidas

exploring the sons of Feanor designs

From top left to bottom right: Maedhros, Maglor, Celegorm, Curufin, Caranthir, Amrod, & Amras.

darthmarrfucker

Jedi ability names are like ‘force healing :)’ ‘wisdom’ ‘judicious lightsaber usage’ and Sith ability names are like ‘DEATH INCARNATE’ ‘UNYIELDING SLAUGHTER’ ‘STRANGULATION’

ermingarden

Well, most of the Jedi abilities are like that...and then you've got SQUELCH

#possibly winning for most viscerally disturbing ability name #swtor

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haveyouever-polls

Have you ever had chicken pox?

Yes

No

See results

Voting ended onJul 15

#yes #despite having both doses of the vaccine!#my mom got shingles when i was in high school (you're contagious for chicken pox when you have shingles in case anyone didn't know)#(shingles is the chicken pox virus hiding in your spinal cord for decades and then coming back with a knife)#anyway we weren't careful about contagion because i'd been vaccinated so we figured i couldn't get it...surprise!!!#it was a very mild case though because i'd been vaccinated #polls

chamacafeahorrible

getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

#relevant as i need to shower and have been putting it off for the above reason

ofchaosgoddess

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

nothereforthedrama

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

trippiest

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

gayofthefae

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

#FANTASTIC day not to be in high school

acidtheater

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

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judgejudyofficial

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

supreme-leader-stoat

judgejudyofficial

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

lilaccatholic

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

lilaccatholic

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

angelicguy

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

seaweed-station

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

the-mysterious-stranger

silmarillion fandom be like “___ my beloved I love them so much” and it’s a character jrr tolkien mentioned once in a footnote

#and what of it?

quintley

Complex video game moral choices

#swtor

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wonderingboat

‘But behold!’ said he, ‘in the armour of Fate (as the Children of Earth name it) there is ever a rift, and in the walls of Doom a breach, until the full-making, which ye call the End.’ —— Ulmo, to Tuor

Of Tuor and the Fall of Gondolin.

I put a very small six pointed star in the middle of the ‘rift’……as this kind of ‘rift’ is what we will call as ‘hope’ , or, ‘Estel’ maybe.

the-library-and-step-on-it

“J.R.R. Tolkien has become a sort of mountain, appearing in all subsequent fantasy in the way that Mt Fuji appears so often in Japanese prints. Sometimes it’s big and up close. Sometimes it’s a shape on the horizon. Sometimes it’s not there at all, which means that the artist either has made a deliberate decision against the mountain, which is interesting in itself, or is in fact standing on Mt Fuji.”

— “Magic Kingdoms” (1999), Terry Pratchett.

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