never a dull moment at the Yiling Teahouse

great news guys I just started a rebellion 👍 thanks for all the support, wish me luck defeating xiang yu!

new dynasty new me 😎

GUESS WHOSE GOLDEN AAAAAAGE

STOP REBLOGGING THIS SEDITIOUS POST YOU TRAITOROUS TRAITORS!!!!! THIS IS AN ORDER!!!!!

if this gets to 3k i'll bribe an itinerant scholar into writing anonymous slash fic

NO THE FUCK YOU WILL NOT!!!!!!

4K and liu bang tops

DETLE YUOR FUCKING BO G

wooo ya boy's getting paid tonight!!!!

what do you mean by this, social media intern? his royal highness has made it clear this is an unpaid position.

;O_O i mean i have grown rich in patriotism and legal knowledge under bixia's most illustrious tutelage.

ok, yay! guards, you can take the horses back to the stables.

we are 60 notes away from paying qsh’s poor intern uh an anonymous scholar!

;;;OuO hiii peasants, this is bixia’s daily cease and desist edict. please stop liking and reblogging this. those who fail to obey will face dire and painful consequences ect ect

you found him and he is proud of you

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN ON THE SOUND.

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

I got tagged in this and I should note: Of all the chicken breeds I've met, these are the gentlest and friendliest. Also very somft. All three I've gotten to handle have wanted to cuddle, and they're very warm, like cats.

What's there to explain. It was my blood. I was allowed to have it.

>:(

Characters who will wrap their body around someone to shield them but can’t handle a hug my beloved

I mean an acquaintance of mine has always marked the Mandarin tones with the symbols . ? , !

The hỏi and nặng tone markers in Vietnamese are derived from the question mark and period. (The others are taken from Greek.)

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

if we had cat ears it would kinda be a problem because my ears would be permanently locked on airplane mode and everyone will think im ungrateful and full of hate and they would be correct